love stories from a simcard
fandom: aoa
pairing: choa/seolhyun
rating: pg-13
written for unnideul 2015, for ninemused (i'm glad you enjoyed it!)
11 March 2015
4:16pm
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
i stg you thirsty bitch if you're ditching practice for jinhwan's dick i'm confiscating banana from you bc your guitar doesn't deserve that kind of treatment WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO PRACTICE YOU FLAKY ASSHOLE CHICKS BEFORE DICKS
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
considering i don't know a jinhwan or a banana i'm going to go ahead and guess this was a wrong number
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
..... is this not jimin
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
i don't think i even know a jimin
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
and i don't play guitar
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
i play piano though
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
THAT WAS MEANT TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSE ENTIRELY
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
haha it's okay it happens
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
and chicks before dicks is a very important reminder of what's important in life
4:20pm
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
JIMIN'S NUMBER IS NOT 010 4621 3684
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
it's not my fault you lost all your numbers bc your dinosaur of a phone finally gave up the good fight unni
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
how's the 21st century treating you
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO ME THAT'S NOT JIMIN'S NUMBER
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
you sure? it's always worked for me
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
YES
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
I CALLED SOME POOR UNSUSPECTING INNOCENT GIRL A THIRSTY BITCH
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
isn't that what you used to call your ex
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
oh my god
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
i kid
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
i mean you should have she did cheat on you
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
also you ditz you copied the number down wrong i said 010 4601 3684
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
please don't remind me i've been single for the past three years it's just depressing
4:25pm
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i wish my friends would remember it haha
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
also again i am so sorry i'm so embarrassed i copied her number down wrong it's 010 4601 3684
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
wow i can see how that mix up happened
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
so are you guys in a band?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
we try to be
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i mean yes, we are i'm just bitter right now jimin was meant to meet me like an hour and a half ago
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
ah, hence the 'flaky asshole'
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
oh god
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i swear i'm normally super polite and well mannered
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm a very nice person
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
until your friends put dicks before chicks? :P
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
oh she doesn't, not really, jinhwan's lovely
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i completely approve of the relationship even if he's half her age
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
he's not actually half her age, just in high school
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
okay he's out of high school he's just younger
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm sorry i'm rambling you probably don't care ;;
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
nonono this is a very entertaining interlude from schoolwork tell me more
4:29pm
...dialling 010 4601 3684...
'Hey unni, I'm on my way. Do you want me to get something?'
'Jimin?'
'...Did you expect it to be someone else?'
'I got your number wrong earlier and laid into a poor innocent, I was just checking, okay.'
'Why would you be laying into me?'
'Why would I- where are you? Are you with Jinhwan?'
'No? I'm on the bus coming to you like we planned.'
'We made plans for an hour ago!'
'... Unni, we made plans for five, it's half past four.'
'We made plans for three!'
'I was still in class at three!'
'... what?'
'We changed the time, remember?'
'No? Are you lying to me?'
'Have I ever done that?'
'Do you want me to answer that.'
'The answer better be no or you're the one lying.'
'... Fine. Sorry. Pick up snacks?'
'Of course.'
'Thanks. Bye.'
'See you now.'
...call ended...
4:33pm
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
turns out i got the times wrong and the plans are for 5 not 3 so she's not a flaky asshole
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
bad day?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
apparently a very distracted one OTL
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
SAME
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
i mean in that i have an essay to write and i keep getting distracted
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm sorry for distracting you from your schoolwork!!!
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
don't worry about it
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
i was actually watching food videos online tbh
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
so technically you didn't distract me i was already distracted
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
so what's the essay on?
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
not food videos
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
or food
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
or music unfortunately bc otherwise i would use you as a source haha
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
aww pity i'd love to help ^^
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
where are you from?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
tryna see if it'll help your essay? :P
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm seoul based
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
same! so does your band play in hongdae?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
sometimes, yeah, when we can get everyone together
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
do you frequent hongdae?
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
sometimes my friends drag me out there yeah lmao
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
what's your band name? maybe i've seen you guys
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
ace? we're still building up our rep ;;
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
my friends a cheerleader tell me when you're next there and she'll come drum up support
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
haha that would probably be helpful tbh
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm choa, by the way (lead singer and rhythm guitar of ace ^^v)
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
pretty name! i'm seolhyun
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i'm glad i accidentally messaged someone as nice as you ^^;
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm glad you messaged me tbh
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
gave me a little variety in my day :)
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
jimin's just buzzed very rudely at my door i have to go byeeeee
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
tell her i say hi!
19 March 2015
10:31am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
what do you mean you're not in seoul
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
yuna
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
did you only get this now unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
i wasn't by my phone!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
you mean you lost it
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
only briefly
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
but why isn't yuna in seoul
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
or speaking for herself
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
like she said, family emergency
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
it sounded kind of serious
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
omg is everyone okay?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i don't know she didn't have time to explain fully
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
she sounded really upset
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh no that's horrible
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
and now we can't practice because it sounds really weird without the keyboard part
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
even though we have that gig on sunday
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
can't be helped
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we don't even know if she'll be back by then
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
how can you guys even think about that we need to be there for her!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
guys
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
yuna omg are you okay???
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
unni i'm fine it wasn't a family emergency my sister came back from overseas for a visit unexpectedly
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
they're pulling your leg
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
aww spoilsport
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
!!!!!!!!!!! >:|
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
i'll be back on saturday
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
we still can't practice it really does sound weird without the keyboard
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we kinda do need to practice
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
i'm practicing my parts on the piano here!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
i need the keyboard parts to follow on after the solo though!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
okay one of us has to know somebody who plays piano and can help out for the afternoon like seriously
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
i mean i've gone blank but
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
i might know someone hold on
11:03am
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
hi seolhyun i don't know if you remember me, choa, i accidentally messaged you last week?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
hey!! yeah ofc i remember you
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
you said you play piano, right?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yeah, i used to take lessons when i was younger
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
are you free this afternoon by any chance?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yeah i am but jsyk i'm no mozart
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
or like public perforamnce ready at all tbh
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
nonono that's fine our keyboardist just had to go home for a couple days and we need the keyboard part to place other parts!
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
it'd just be for today's practice
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i mean maybe tomorrow as well if you're free or we need to we have a gig on sunday
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
only if you can of course
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
can you play keyboard?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
as long as it doesn't require fancy tricks and handles like a piano i should be okay??
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i don't want to mess up your songs, though
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
it really doesn't need to be perfect and i'm sure you'll be fine
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
you'd really be helping us out so much
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm in if you don't expect too much!
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
are you sure? really?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i've always wanted to be in a band
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
never had the dedication though lol
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
YOU'RE A GODSEND
11:23am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
FOUND A STAND IN WE'RE GOOD TO GO
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
who?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
seolhyun
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
you don't know her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
isn't that the girl you messaged instead of me last week?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
the wrong number?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
lmao the one you called a thirsty bitch?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
shhhhhh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
you called her a thirsty bitch and she still agreed to help?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I DIDN'T CALL HER A THIRSTY BITCH
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I MEAN I DID BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT IT WAS MEANT TO GO TO JIMIN AND SHE UNDERSTOOD THAT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
ah the luck of the irish
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
????? no one's irish? what are you going on about
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
nvm
11:28am
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
:) so where/when is the practice?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
oh! right
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
uh do you know that coffee shop in sinchon-dong, jenny bean?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
ooh yes they have such nice cakes
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
do you maybe wanna meet there at 2:30?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
the practice is at about 3:30 ish but it's near there
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
and i can buy you something as a thank you?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
before the practice? that's confident lmao
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i mean i can do that; yeah
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
great! so i'll see you then?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
:)
2:13pm
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
hey what kind of cake do you like?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
are you already there??
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yeah i was in the neighbourhood
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm ordering; what cake do you like?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i said i'd pay!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm just ordering!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm going with chocolate for you if you don't tell me what you like
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i like their chocolate strawberry cream swiss roll
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
oh that is good
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm sitting in the back corner by the blackboard drawing btw
2:26
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh god
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh my god
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh my god is that her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh god she's the only one by the blackboard
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
what are you talking about
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
is this this seolhyun chick?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
you meeting her beforehand?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh god she's wearing a leather jacket over knitwear
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
blasphemy
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
are you having a breakdown bc of that
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
help
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh my god help
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
is she really weird what's happening
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
unni speak to us
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
OH MY GOD SHE'S SO HOT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
LIKE SO PRETTY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
IS SHE A MODEL
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HELP SHE SAW ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
SHE STOOD UP WHAT SHE'S SO TALL
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HER LEGS
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
unni you're so gay
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I KNOW HOW DO I HIDE IT I CAN'T SCARE HER OFF WE NEED HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HELP SHE'S WAVING
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
not sure it's gay talking as much as the sexual frustration
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
youkyung you can't say that
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
SHE'S BEEN SINGLE SINCE MY SISTER CHEATED ON HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
I CAN SAY THAT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
i forgot she dated your sister
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
really
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
really really
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
after youkyung's taken it upon herself to try be her wingwoman as a way of making it up
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
for the last three years
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
you forgot
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i don't take responsibility for my sister's actions
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
as a friend it's the least i can do
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
but she seems to have found someone all on her own!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
she's also stopped replying
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
unni did youkyung offend you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i was not offensive just truthful excuse you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
choa unni did you faint
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
(this isn't going to get her to reply faster)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
unni
3:39pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
SHIT LOST TRACK OF TIME DON'T HATE ME WE'RE ON OUR WAY NOW
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
ooooooooooohhh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
lost track of time ;)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we're all here
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
no rush :)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we'll all wingwoman you
3:52pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
could you please let us in already -.-
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
it's cold
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
perfect excuse to share bodyheat ;)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
COME OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR
8:49
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
thanks again for helping~
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
no problem it was fun!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
sorry for messing up so many times
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
what are you talking about you did great
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
haha thanks
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
it was pretty cool to actually meet you :)
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
and the infamous jimin
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i can't believe you brought that up
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i didn't! youkyung unni did!
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
of course she did >.<
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
it was nice meeting you too
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i'm glad i got that number wrong haha came in handy
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm glad you got it wrong too ^^ i really did have fun
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
same time tomorrow?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
yeah
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
thanks for agreeing to help out again ^^
22 March 2015
9:21am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
what do you mean you haven't told her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
she HAS to come to dinner afterwards!!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
i haven't even met her yet!!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
I WANT TO MEET HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
UNNI YOU HAVE TO INVITE HER TO THE AFTERPARTY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
if you don't i will
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
you got her number?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
no i forgot
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
but i know it's similar to mine
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
CHOA UNNI TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS IT'S SOMEWHERE IN MY MESSAGES
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I'M INVITING HER NOW
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
CHILL
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
she just doesn't want us talking to her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
can't imagine why
9:36am
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
hey so our gig's today
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
and i don't know if you're doing anything tonight or anything
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
and it's completely fine if you can't
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
but the rest of the band really want you to at least come to the afterparty
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i mean we're just going out for dinner and making it up as we go along
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
only the rest of the band? :P
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
what about you?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
do you want me to come?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
yes of course!! it would be great if you can
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'd love to
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i actually meant to ask when and where the gig was
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'd like to hear what the songs sound like with a competent keyboardist :)
14 April 2015
1:54pm
To: Choa
From: Jimin
hey u ok?
To: Choa
From: Jimin
normally see you at lunch on tuesdays
To: Choa
From: Jimin
surprised i didn't see you today
To: Jimin
From: Choa
oh my god i'm so sorry
To: Jimin
From: Choa
i completely forget we normally connect
To: Choa
From: Jimin
don't worry it's not like it's a set plan
To: Choa
From: Jimin
junhee and jonghyun oppa ended up tagging along anyway so it's not like i was alone
To: Choa
From: Jimin
i was just checking in
To: Jimin
From: Choa
i met seolhyun for lunch we were in the same area ;;
To: Choa
From: Jimin
OOOOOOHHHHH
To: Jimin
From: Choa
shut up
To: Choa
From: Jimin
like a date???
To: Jimin
From: Choa
NO
To: Jimin
From: Choa
no
To: Jimin
From: Choa
i don't even know if she's into girls
To: Jimin
From: Choa
we've just been hanging out
To: Choa
From: Jimin
uh huh
2:21pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
breaking news choa went for lunch with seolhyun ❤❤❤❤❤
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
SHE DITCHED ME FOR SEOLHYUN ON SATURDAY I WAS SO OFFENDED
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
but also very happy for her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
GUYS STOP
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
and me not being at home when you pitch up unexpectedly at my front door is not me ditching you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
so things are going well
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
NOTHING IS HAPPENING WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
7 May 2015
4:37pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck warm weather
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
such vehemence
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
what did it ever do to you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck short shorts
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck long legs
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
oh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
is this about seolhyun
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
you should really ask her out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck cute girls
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
well yes that's your aim with asking her out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
cute girls with long legs and pretty smiles and nice laughs who are super fun and cute
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
she's just ranting rn isn't she
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
yep
13 May 2015
11:48am
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
hey you wanna meet up tonight?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
we can get dinner or something
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
dinner sounds good, i'm in for that!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
where were you thinking?
2:04pm
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
sorry sorry got caught up with something
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
what do you want to eat?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
you covered in chocolate sauce
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
or just you and your special sauce if you know what i mean ;)
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
you know i love to eat out
2:07pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
[screenshot]
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
wow
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
OH MY GOD
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i think you have an in
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
yeah i think she likes girls
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I CAN'T BREATHE
2:09pm
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
OH MY GOD
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I AM SO SORRY
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
MY FRIEND PICKED UP MY PHONE
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
THAT WASN'T ME UNNI OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I'M SORRY HYEJEONG UNNI HAS NO SENSE OF DECORUM
2:11pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
nevermind her friend stole her phone
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
oh really
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
her "friend" stole her phone
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
it makes the most sense actually
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
it was a bit forward
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
tell her you like eating out too
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
IT WAS HER FRIEND
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
and you guys intend to eat out tonight am i right
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
perfect in to feel it out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
*feel her up
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
you guys are terrible
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
they're right tho
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
perfect opening
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
to give you access to another perfect opening ;)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
no
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
just
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
no
2:13pm
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
haha i was wondering
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
so uh what do you actually wanna eat?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
aside from out
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I'M SO EMBARRASSED
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
we can order in and watch a movie if you want?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
that sounds nice too
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i can bring the movie?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
any preferences?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
no you choose :)
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
my place, about 6?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
see you then!
5:58pm
... incoming call from Seolhyun...
'Hello?'
'Hi, unni! Sorry, I'm running a little late.'
'That's okay, it's not like we have reservations.'
'Right. I'm at the shop getting snacks and stuff, should I get some drinks?'
'Oh yeah, that could be a good idea. I can pay you back-'
'Don't worry about it, unni, I've got this. You can pay for supper.'
'Sounds like a plan.'
'Okay, I'll be there in about twenty minutes, love you, bye!'
'......'
'I mean. Bye. Sorry. Habit. From... talking to my mom. Bye, unni.'
'Yeah, bye. See you in a bit.'
'Yeah.'
'Okay. Bye.'
...call ended...
10:49pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HOLKY SHIT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
SHE KISSDE ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
WHOOP WHOOP
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
so did you guys end up eating out? ;P
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
NO WE WTCHED A MOVIE AND DRANK A BIT AND THEN SH E KISSED ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
and?????
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
ND THEN I DNDT KNOW WAHT TO DO SO I JSUT SAT TEHER AND SHE RAN OUT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
WHAT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
YOU JUST LET HER GO???
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING IS AND NOT HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
UNNI COME ON THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT HER FRIEND
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
STOP YELLING AT ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
CALL HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
NO I'M TIPSY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i give up
14 May 2015
9:46am
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
hey unni i'm really sorry about last night
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i don't know what i was thinking
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i shouldn't have done that
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i really hope we can still be friends
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i like you
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
wait
9:49am
...dialling Seolhyun...
'Hello?'
'Oh my god, you picked up. Hi.'
'I wouldn't- I wasn't going to not pick up.'
'Right. Um.'
'...'
'...'
'So...'
'Okay, so I'm gay.'
'...'
'So there's that.'
'...'
'Seolhyun?'
'You're gay?'
'Uh. Yeah.'
'Oh.'
'...'
'...'
'Why did you kiss me last night?'
'Because I wanted to.'
'Do you- do you like me?'
'... yes.'
'Ohmygod I am so glad.'
'Did you mean what you said in your message?'
'That I like you? So much.'
'...'
'Seolhyun?'
'Hello?'
'Hi?'
'Hi! Choa, right?'
'...yes? where's Seolhyun?'
'Shrieking in the kitchen, I'm sure you can hear her. I'm Hyejeong, by the way.'
'Oh! You're the one who sent those messages yesterday!'
'She wasn't doing anyth-'
'... hello?'
'Hyejeong can't talk to you, not after yesterday.'
'I'm sure she just wanted to help.'
'She's not allowed helping. Or maybe she is. I don't know.'
'Do you want to go out on a date?'
'... Yes. Definitely yes. What do you want to do?'
'... I heard you liked eating out.'
... call ended...
10:07am
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I DROPPED MY PHONE SORRY
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
:P
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
jenny bean, 1 o'clock?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yes
10:15am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I HAVE A DATE
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
REALLY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
FINALLY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
CONGRATS
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
DID YOU TAKE OUR ADVICE
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
no
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
wait what are you saying no to
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
you do really have a date right
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
tbh i think it was the advice
10:30am
To: Choa
From: Jimin
unni answer us
10:37am
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
unni you can't leave us hanging like that
11:47am
To: Choa
From: Yuna
DID YOU DIE
18 May 2015
10:02
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
are we still practicing this evening?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
you mean hanging out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
same difference
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i'm still in
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
same
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
i'll be there
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
are we getting chicken?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
ooh yes
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
definitely
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
at choa unni's place?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
i think so
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
if she doesn't have a ~date~
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
she doesn't :)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
she had one last night
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
she says your plans are still on for tonight
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
at her place
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
unni why are you speaking in third person
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
unni's in the shower it's seolhyun :)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
oh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
OH
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
OH MY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
so i'm guessing you guys ate out
pairing: choa/seolhyun
rating: pg-13
written for unnideul 2015, for ninemused (i'm glad you enjoyed it!)
11 March 2015
4:16pm
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
i stg you thirsty bitch if you're ditching practice for jinhwan's dick i'm confiscating banana from you bc your guitar doesn't deserve that kind of treatment WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO PRACTICE YOU FLAKY ASSHOLE CHICKS BEFORE DICKS
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
considering i don't know a jinhwan or a banana i'm going to go ahead and guess this was a wrong number
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
..... is this not jimin
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
i don't think i even know a jimin
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
and i don't play guitar
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
i play piano though
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY
To: 010 4621 3684
From: Choa
THAT WAS MEANT TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSE ENTIRELY
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
haha it's okay it happens
To: Choa
From: 010 4621 3684
and chicks before dicks is a very important reminder of what's important in life
4:20pm
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
JIMIN'S NUMBER IS NOT 010 4621 3684
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
it's not my fault you lost all your numbers bc your dinosaur of a phone finally gave up the good fight unni
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
how's the 21st century treating you
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO ME THAT'S NOT JIMIN'S NUMBER
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
you sure? it's always worked for me
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
YES
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
I CALLED SOME POOR UNSUSPECTING INNOCENT GIRL A THIRSTY BITCH
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
isn't that what you used to call your ex
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
oh my god
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
i kid
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
i mean you should have she did cheat on you
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
also you ditz you copied the number down wrong i said 010 4601 3684
To: Youkyung
From: Choa
please don't remind me i've been single for the past three years it's just depressing
4:25pm
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i wish my friends would remember it haha
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
also again i am so sorry i'm so embarrassed i copied her number down wrong it's 010 4601 3684
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
wow i can see how that mix up happened
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
so are you guys in a band?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
we try to be
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i mean yes, we are i'm just bitter right now jimin was meant to meet me like an hour and a half ago
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
ah, hence the 'flaky asshole'
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
oh god
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i swear i'm normally super polite and well mannered
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm a very nice person
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
until your friends put dicks before chicks? :P
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
oh she doesn't, not really, jinhwan's lovely
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i completely approve of the relationship even if he's half her age
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
he's not actually half her age, just in high school
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
okay he's out of high school he's just younger
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm sorry i'm rambling you probably don't care ;;
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
nonono this is a very entertaining interlude from schoolwork tell me more
4:29pm
...dialling 010 4601 3684...
'Hey unni, I'm on my way. Do you want me to get something?'
'Jimin?'
'...Did you expect it to be someone else?'
'I got your number wrong earlier and laid into a poor innocent, I was just checking, okay.'
'Why would you be laying into me?'
'Why would I- where are you? Are you with Jinhwan?'
'No? I'm on the bus coming to you like we planned.'
'We made plans for an hour ago!'
'... Unni, we made plans for five, it's half past four.'
'We made plans for three!'
'I was still in class at three!'
'... what?'
'We changed the time, remember?'
'No? Are you lying to me?'
'Have I ever done that?'
'Do you want me to answer that.'
'The answer better be no or you're the one lying.'
'... Fine. Sorry. Pick up snacks?'
'Of course.'
'Thanks. Bye.'
'See you now.'
...call ended...
4:33pm
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
turns out i got the times wrong and the plans are for 5 not 3 so she's not a flaky asshole
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
bad day?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
apparently a very distracted one OTL
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
SAME
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
i mean in that i have an essay to write and i keep getting distracted
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm sorry for distracting you from your schoolwork!!!
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
don't worry about it
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
i was actually watching food videos online tbh
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
so technically you didn't distract me i was already distracted
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
so what's the essay on?
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
not food videos
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
or food
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
or music unfortunately bc otherwise i would use you as a source haha
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
aww pity i'd love to help ^^
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
where are you from?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
tryna see if it'll help your essay? :P
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm seoul based
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
same! so does your band play in hongdae?
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
sometimes, yeah, when we can get everyone together
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
do you frequent hongdae?
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
sometimes my friends drag me out there yeah lmao
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
what's your band name? maybe i've seen you guys
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
ace? we're still building up our rep ;;
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
my friends a cheerleader tell me when you're next there and she'll come drum up support
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
haha that would probably be helpful tbh
To: Not-Jimin
From: Choa
i'm choa, by the way (lead singer and rhythm guitar of ace ^^v)
To: Choa
From: Not-Jimin
pretty name! i'm seolhyun
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i'm glad i accidentally messaged someone as nice as you ^^;
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm glad you messaged me tbh
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
gave me a little variety in my day :)
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
jimin's just buzzed very rudely at my door i have to go byeeeee
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
tell her i say hi!
19 March 2015
10:31am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
what do you mean you're not in seoul
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
yuna
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
did you only get this now unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
i wasn't by my phone!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
you mean you lost it
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
only briefly
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
but why isn't yuna in seoul
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
or speaking for herself
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
like she said, family emergency
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
it sounded kind of serious
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
omg is everyone okay?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i don't know she didn't have time to explain fully
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
she sounded really upset
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh no that's horrible
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
and now we can't practice because it sounds really weird without the keyboard part
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
even though we have that gig on sunday
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
can't be helped
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we don't even know if she'll be back by then
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
how can you guys even think about that we need to be there for her!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
guys
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
yuna omg are you okay???
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
unni i'm fine it wasn't a family emergency my sister came back from overseas for a visit unexpectedly
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
they're pulling your leg
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
aww spoilsport
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
!!!!!!!!!!! >:|
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
i'll be back on saturday
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
we still can't practice it really does sound weird without the keyboard
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we kinda do need to practice
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
i'm practicing my parts on the piano here!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
i need the keyboard parts to follow on after the solo though!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
okay one of us has to know somebody who plays piano and can help out for the afternoon like seriously
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
i mean i've gone blank but
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
i might know someone hold on
11:03am
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
hi seolhyun i don't know if you remember me, choa, i accidentally messaged you last week?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
hey!! yeah ofc i remember you
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
you said you play piano, right?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yeah, i used to take lessons when i was younger
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
are you free this afternoon by any chance?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yeah i am but jsyk i'm no mozart
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
or like public perforamnce ready at all tbh
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
nonono that's fine our keyboardist just had to go home for a couple days and we need the keyboard part to place other parts!
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
it'd just be for today's practice
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i mean maybe tomorrow as well if you're free or we need to we have a gig on sunday
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
only if you can of course
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
can you play keyboard?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
as long as it doesn't require fancy tricks and handles like a piano i should be okay??
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i don't want to mess up your songs, though
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
it really doesn't need to be perfect and i'm sure you'll be fine
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
you'd really be helping us out so much
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm in if you don't expect too much!
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
are you sure? really?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i've always wanted to be in a band
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
never had the dedication though lol
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
YOU'RE A GODSEND
11:23am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
FOUND A STAND IN WE'RE GOOD TO GO
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
who?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
seolhyun
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
you don't know her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
isn't that the girl you messaged instead of me last week?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
the wrong number?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
lmao the one you called a thirsty bitch?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
shhhhhh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
you called her a thirsty bitch and she still agreed to help?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I DIDN'T CALL HER A THIRSTY BITCH
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I MEAN I DID BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT IT WAS MEANT TO GO TO JIMIN AND SHE UNDERSTOOD THAT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
ah the luck of the irish
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
????? no one's irish? what are you going on about
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
nvm
11:28am
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
:) so where/when is the practice?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
oh! right
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
uh do you know that coffee shop in sinchon-dong, jenny bean?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
ooh yes they have such nice cakes
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
do you maybe wanna meet there at 2:30?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
the practice is at about 3:30 ish but it's near there
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
and i can buy you something as a thank you?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
before the practice? that's confident lmao
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i mean i can do that; yeah
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
great! so i'll see you then?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
:)
2:13pm
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
hey what kind of cake do you like?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
are you already there??
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yeah i was in the neighbourhood
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm ordering; what cake do you like?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i said i'd pay!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm just ordering!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm going with chocolate for you if you don't tell me what you like
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i like their chocolate strawberry cream swiss roll
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
oh that is good
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm sitting in the back corner by the blackboard drawing btw
2:26
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh god
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh my god
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh my god is that her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh god she's the only one by the blackboard
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
what are you talking about
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
is this this seolhyun chick?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
you meeting her beforehand?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh god she's wearing a leather jacket over knitwear
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
blasphemy
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
are you having a breakdown bc of that
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
help
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
oh my god help
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
is she really weird what's happening
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
unni speak to us
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
OH MY GOD SHE'S SO HOT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
LIKE SO PRETTY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
IS SHE A MODEL
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HELP SHE SAW ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
SHE STOOD UP WHAT SHE'S SO TALL
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HER LEGS
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
unni you're so gay
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I KNOW HOW DO I HIDE IT I CAN'T SCARE HER OFF WE NEED HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HELP SHE'S WAVING
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
not sure it's gay talking as much as the sexual frustration
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
youkyung you can't say that
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
SHE'S BEEN SINGLE SINCE MY SISTER CHEATED ON HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
I CAN SAY THAT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
i forgot she dated your sister
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
really
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
really really
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
after youkyung's taken it upon herself to try be her wingwoman as a way of making it up
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
for the last three years
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
you forgot
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i don't take responsibility for my sister's actions
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
as a friend it's the least i can do
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
but she seems to have found someone all on her own!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
she's also stopped replying
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
unni did youkyung offend you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i was not offensive just truthful excuse you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
choa unni did you faint
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
(this isn't going to get her to reply faster)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
unni
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
unni
3:39pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
SHIT LOST TRACK OF TIME DON'T HATE ME WE'RE ON OUR WAY NOW
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
ooooooooooohhh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
lost track of time ;)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we're all here
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
no rush :)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
we'll all wingwoman you
3:52pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
could you please let us in already -.-
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
it's cold
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
perfect excuse to share bodyheat ;)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
COME OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR
8:49
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
thanks again for helping~
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
no problem it was fun!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
sorry for messing up so many times
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
what are you talking about you did great
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
haha thanks
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
it was pretty cool to actually meet you :)
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
and the infamous jimin
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i can't believe you brought that up
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i didn't! youkyung unni did!
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
of course she did >.<
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
it was nice meeting you too
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i'm glad i got that number wrong haha came in handy
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'm glad you got it wrong too ^^ i really did have fun
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
same time tomorrow?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
yeah
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
thanks for agreeing to help out again ^^
22 March 2015
9:21am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
what do you mean you haven't told her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
she HAS to come to dinner afterwards!!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
i haven't even met her yet!!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
I WANT TO MEET HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
UNNI YOU HAVE TO INVITE HER TO THE AFTERPARTY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
if you don't i will
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
you got her number?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
no i forgot
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
but i know it's similar to mine
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
CHOA UNNI TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS IT'S SOMEWHERE IN MY MESSAGES
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I'M INVITING HER NOW
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
CHILL
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
she just doesn't want us talking to her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
can't imagine why
9:36am
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
hey so our gig's today
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
and i don't know if you're doing anything tonight or anything
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
and it's completely fine if you can't
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
but the rest of the band really want you to at least come to the afterparty
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i mean we're just going out for dinner and making it up as we go along
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
only the rest of the band? :P
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
what about you?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
do you want me to come?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
yes of course!! it would be great if you can
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'd love to
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i actually meant to ask when and where the gig was
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i'd like to hear what the songs sound like with a competent keyboardist :)
14 April 2015
1:54pm
To: Choa
From: Jimin
hey u ok?
To: Choa
From: Jimin
normally see you at lunch on tuesdays
To: Choa
From: Jimin
surprised i didn't see you today
To: Jimin
From: Choa
oh my god i'm so sorry
To: Jimin
From: Choa
i completely forget we normally connect
To: Choa
From: Jimin
don't worry it's not like it's a set plan
To: Choa
From: Jimin
junhee and jonghyun oppa ended up tagging along anyway so it's not like i was alone
To: Choa
From: Jimin
i was just checking in
To: Jimin
From: Choa
i met seolhyun for lunch we were in the same area ;;
To: Choa
From: Jimin
OOOOOOHHHHH
To: Jimin
From: Choa
shut up
To: Choa
From: Jimin
like a date???
To: Jimin
From: Choa
NO
To: Jimin
From: Choa
no
To: Jimin
From: Choa
i don't even know if she's into girls
To: Jimin
From: Choa
we've just been hanging out
To: Choa
From: Jimin
uh huh
2:21pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
breaking news choa went for lunch with seolhyun ❤❤❤❤❤
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
SHE DITCHED ME FOR SEOLHYUN ON SATURDAY I WAS SO OFFENDED
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
but also very happy for her
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
GUYS STOP
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
and me not being at home when you pitch up unexpectedly at my front door is not me ditching you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
so things are going well
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
NOTHING IS HAPPENING WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
7 May 2015
4:37pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck warm weather
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
such vehemence
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
what did it ever do to you
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck short shorts
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck long legs
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
oh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
is this about seolhyun
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
you should really ask her out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
fuck cute girls
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
well yes that's your aim with asking her out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
cute girls with long legs and pretty smiles and nice laughs who are super fun and cute
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
she's just ranting rn isn't she
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
yep
13 May 2015
11:48am
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
hey you wanna meet up tonight?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
we can get dinner or something
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
dinner sounds good, i'm in for that!
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
where were you thinking?
2:04pm
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
sorry sorry got caught up with something
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
what do you want to eat?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
you covered in chocolate sauce
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
or just you and your special sauce if you know what i mean ;)
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
you know i love to eat out
2:07pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
[screenshot]
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
wow
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
OH MY GOD
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i think you have an in
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
yeah i think she likes girls
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I CAN'T BREATHE
2:09pm
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
OH MY GOD
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I AM SO SORRY
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
MY FRIEND PICKED UP MY PHONE
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
THAT WASN'T ME UNNI OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I'M SORRY HYEJEONG UNNI HAS NO SENSE OF DECORUM
2:11pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
nevermind her friend stole her phone
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
oh really
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
her "friend" stole her phone
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
it makes the most sense actually
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
it was a bit forward
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
tell her you like eating out too
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
IT WAS HER FRIEND
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
and you guys intend to eat out tonight am i right
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
perfect in to feel it out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
*feel her up
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
you guys are terrible
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
they're right tho
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
perfect opening
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
to give you access to another perfect opening ;)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
no
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
just
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
no
2:13pm
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
haha i was wondering
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
so uh what do you actually wanna eat?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
aside from out
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I'M SO EMBARRASSED
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
we can order in and watch a movie if you want?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
that sounds nice too
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i can bring the movie?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
any preferences?
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
no you choose :)
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
my place, about 6?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
see you then!
5:58pm
... incoming call from Seolhyun...
'Hello?'
'Hi, unni! Sorry, I'm running a little late.'
'That's okay, it's not like we have reservations.'
'Right. I'm at the shop getting snacks and stuff, should I get some drinks?'
'Oh yeah, that could be a good idea. I can pay you back-'
'Don't worry about it, unni, I've got this. You can pay for supper.'
'Sounds like a plan.'
'Okay, I'll be there in about twenty minutes, love you, bye!'
'......'
'I mean. Bye. Sorry. Habit. From... talking to my mom. Bye, unni.'
'Yeah, bye. See you in a bit.'
'Yeah.'
'Okay. Bye.'
...call ended...
10:49pm
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
HOLKY SHIT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
SHE KISSDE ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
WHOOP WHOOP
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
so did you guys end up eating out? ;P
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
NO WE WTCHED A MOVIE AND DRANK A BIT AND THEN SH E KISSED ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
and?????
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
ND THEN I DNDT KNOW WAHT TO DO SO I JSUT SAT TEHER AND SHE RAN OUT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
WHAT
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
YOU JUST LET HER GO???
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING IS AND NOT HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
UNNI COME ON THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT HER FRIEND
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
STOP YELLING AT ME
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
CALL HER
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
NO I'M TIPSY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i give up
14 May 2015
9:46am
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
hey unni i'm really sorry about last night
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i don't know what i was thinking
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i shouldn't have done that
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
i really hope we can still be friends
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
i like you
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
wait
9:49am
...dialling Seolhyun...
'Hello?'
'Oh my god, you picked up. Hi.'
'I wouldn't- I wasn't going to not pick up.'
'Right. Um.'
'...'
'...'
'So...'
'Okay, so I'm gay.'
'...'
'So there's that.'
'...'
'Seolhyun?'
'You're gay?'
'Uh. Yeah.'
'Oh.'
'...'
'...'
'Why did you kiss me last night?'
'Because I wanted to.'
'Do you- do you like me?'
'... yes.'
'Ohmygod I am so glad.'
'Did you mean what you said in your message?'
'That I like you? So much.'
'...'
'Seolhyun?'
'Hello?'
'Hi?'
'Hi! Choa, right?'
'...yes? where's Seolhyun?'
'Shrieking in the kitchen, I'm sure you can hear her. I'm Hyejeong, by the way.'
'Oh! You're the one who sent those messages yesterday!'
'She wasn't doing anyth-'
'... hello?'
'Hyejeong can't talk to you, not after yesterday.'
'I'm sure she just wanted to help.'
'She's not allowed helping. Or maybe she is. I don't know.'
'Do you want to go out on a date?'
'... Yes. Definitely yes. What do you want to do?'
'... I heard you liked eating out.'
... call ended...
10:07am
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
I DROPPED MY PHONE SORRY
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
:P
To: Seolhyun
From: Choa
jenny bean, 1 o'clock?
To: Choa
From: Seolhyun
yes
10:15am
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
I HAVE A DATE
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
REALLY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
FINALLY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
CONGRATS
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
DID YOU TAKE OUR ADVICE
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
no
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
wait what are you saying no to
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
you do really have a date right
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
tbh i think it was the advice
10:30am
To: Choa
From: Jimin
unni answer us
10:37am
To: Choa
From: Youkyung
unni you can't leave us hanging like that
11:47am
To: Choa
From: Yuna
DID YOU DIE
18 May 2015
10:02
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
are we still practicing this evening?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
you mean hanging out
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
same difference
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
i'm still in
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
same
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
i'll be there
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
are we getting chicken?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
ooh yes
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
definitely
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Mina
at choa unni's place?
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
i think so
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
if she doesn't have a ~date~
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
she doesn't :)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
she had one last night
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
she says your plans are still on for tonight
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
at her place
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
unni why are you speaking in third person
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Choa
unni's in the shower it's seolhyun :)
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
oh
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Jimin
OH
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Youkyung
OH MY
To: Ace [group chat]
From: Yuna
so i'm guessing you guys ate out