Coffee table.

Fridge.

Desk chair.

Doorway.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh--Anything else I can run into/knock over today?

[rumble, crash, thud]

...never mind.

[mew]

...is that a black cat..in the window? And a ladder?....Dadoo, did you set up a ladder in the livingroom?

[muffled -crack-]

...really put my foot in it this time.

Oh-ho-ho-hokay, looks like we've got ( Read more... )

One bottle of pop, two bottle of pop ( Read more... )

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Well, look at that. My new best friend! Her name is Sarah. And I've died and gone to legs-that-go-on-forever-heaven. ♥
Man, one-liners bomb sometimes when you're alone.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh--am I safe to assume this current surplus of insanity is one of those 'curse' things? No one's put anything in the water ( Read more... )

--from the nice people at the Fox Kid's network,  since it works OH so well...

Well, HEY, look at that.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, someone wanna tell me what zany, crafty, dangerfilled wholesome funned out adventure I've gotten myself into this time?

Hellooo, sister sibling? Wakko? Mr. Spielberg? Jimmy Cagney.

Nothing?

Oh-ho-ho-ho-okay.

I'm lost. AND ( Read more... )