Icky people.

[changeling0203]

Wanna know some things that'll make you squirm

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[somerled]

Oh, changeling0203, you are not covered in slime!

[changeling0203]

My sister's nickname for me is Snail! Not sure why.

[babybokal]

What was the purpose of this assignment, exactly?

[changeling0203]

I think to get her students to think about what they value in a partner? I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here. I'm not entirely sure.

[babybokal]

I was gonna say. That sounds bizarre.

[brittlepoetry]

Re: store. When bra shopping with Vernon, I used my phone's camera and texted him pictures and talked to him about them after I got back into my own clothes.

[changeling0203]

Brilliant!

[grumpydoctor]

if everyone in the store went with you to the beach you wouldn't mind walking out in front of them in the bikini

is there something about fantastic deals that makes you self-conscious

[changeling0203]

No, something about me being the only one in a bikini top lifting up my shirt to a group of men. Which is what happened.

[changeling0203]

Also, it shows some really weird morals on her part. She was trying to protect the modesty of other women in the dressing rooms, who were behind doors. If they came out, they'd be clothed, or at least as clothed as I was. But when it came to me, I wasn't getting that same treatment. I had to go above (below?) and beyond the level of modesty she deemed appropriate for other women. It was like she figured if I was willing to show one man what I look like in a swimsuit then I may as well show all men, regardless of who they are or if I even know them. It would be the same logic that says a woman who wears a short skirt and gets raped should have seen it coming.

[okb]

He could just make up fake stuff for the assignment. Like "It's unhealthy how she slaps herself with a live halibut every morning at exactly 6am. But her calisthenics routine is the envy of exercise freaks the world over."

[creeping_dark]

+1

if anything, dearest bug, this story should BECOME true.

also, what happened if you don't have a significant other? what did you write about then?? this seems like an assignment to get dirt on people, more than anything helpful...

[changeling0203]

I think a previous one? Or someone you like?

[changeling0203]

I'll try to talk him into it. I love this idea >:-) .