Okay. End of the first month of the year, yadda yadda -- I have a few things to say.

First of all, who the hell gave me the dress? Better yet, who knew my measurements so well for that dress? I'll kick your ass Don't waste money on dresses for girls who don't wear them, suckers. Sheesh ( Read more... )

29th. Huh. So, whose birthday is it today? Just curious.