here are today's stats

[championess]

Boys are stupid. Men are fools. Ichigo's a dumbass, though I still love him like a brother. Ishida still needs to get his head out of his ass sometimes, but he's getting better at it. That redhead Shinigami was okay, but he doesn't talk much. The Espadas and all of Aizen's minions are freaky fuckers. Doumeki's a nice guy, but he's taken, and Greed'

Comments

[rev_it_up]

... Sound like secrets to me.

[championess]

They would be if I hid them, but it's not the first time I've said it, so.

[rev_it_up]

Fair enough.

[championess]

I don't know you, do I?

[floating_bamboo]

...what kind of curse is this?
Are you okay, Tatsuki?

1/2

[championess]

Sure I am. It's not like I'll be confessing my love or lust for people's butts any time soon. Unlike others.

Though yours ain't bad.

[championess]

Shit I mean--from a fighter's point of view! Not that I look at it...

...a lot.

...you broke his brain. Congratulations.

[floating_bamboo]

...oh. Thank you.
I'm flattered?

[trippinstallion]

Hey, that's not true, not all men are fools.

[championess]

Yeah, all of them are, one way or another.

[trippinstallion]

I don't think I am.

[championess]

First proof that you are.

[monsterepellant]

...at least I'm under 'nice guy'...

i-it's a compliment, I swear!

[championess]

What, you think I'd bet three dinners with a moron?

he takes it as one, trust me xD

[monsterepellant]

Not really.

...I think I won that one, by the way.

[championess]

I'm aware. Another reason to kick Ichigo's ass for. And Ishida's too, now that I'm at it. I can't cook, by the way. Bake, maybe.

I mean-

[wingstock]

The fact that Ichigo is a dumbass is no secret...

[championess]

It's a universal law. The day he stops being one, pigs will fly.

[wingstock]

...why would they do that?

[championess]

It's just an expression. Sometimes I forget you've been dead for centuries.

What the shit, that was too blunt.