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[chamberk]

i need to have an operation or something.

something to take the douchebag part of me out. like a douchebagectomy. so i can stop being a fucking douchebag.

that'd be nice.

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[penguinavenger]

Kyle, you're not a douchebag. Even if you were part douchebag, that part would be very small. Maybe it's like, one random hair on your beard, so when you shave it's all gone! Or it would be, hypothetically, if it existed, which it doesn't. <3

[gtv42]

Your hypothesis regarding a chin hair-based origin of douchebaggery fits very will with my observation that guys with beards are typically douchebags at levels well beyond the threshold required for statistical significance.

It's not yet a perfect model, however, as it fails to take account of the fact that the host of the New Yankee Workshop is totally awesome. I'm still trying to rectify this deviation from the Norm.

[chamberk]

also Guillermo del Toro has a beard and he's the shit

[gtv42]

del Toro has a neckbeard which serves as a proxy jawline. That's a different animal entirely.