Hello, my chickadees! I know there has mostly been a resounding silence from my corner of the internet recently, and you will all, I do not doubt, have wept tiny tears of woe because of it. I do not blame you. Anyway, the reason for my absence is tragic. Tragic, I tell you. OUR INTERNET IS DEAD. Weep, my darlings. Weep for us ( Read more... )

Imagine funeral music. A dirge, if you will. Sombre and processional. The sky is overcast and gloomy. I’m wearing a lot of black lace. Katie’s got a black hat on. There’s a nasty wind coming down our necks and blowing our hair about. Handkerchiefs are at the ready ( Read more... )

Fucking computers! Fucking internet! Why will nothing work? I hate the world.

I am going to go and make some spinach risotto. Spinach risotto likes me. Spinach risotto is my friend...

All these people swearing off TV and the internet… my mind, it boggles. I daresay that, if I were kidnapped and locked inside a plastic box with no TV and no internet, I would manage to survive. But voluntarily? Depriving myself of those things I love most? Englebert, what would we do ( Read more... )

Forgot a couple of things ( Read more... )

Gosh, you lot *are* lucky. Due to non-functioning wireless, you get my stream-of-consciousness whilst preparing a meal...I was going to post, once again extolling the wonders of wireless, only to find that, once again, I had lost my connection. Helas. I suspect a pattern ( Read more... )

♥ I have been a-shopping and purchased the following: one pair of jeans with red insides (cool) and red twiddly bits on the pockets (damned annoying); one green t-shirt (yep, like I'm going to have a shortage of those any time soon); one black and white striped belt; No 7 foundation; lip gloss. The jeans are very nice, albeit very long (inevitably ( Read more... )

Katie and I are off to see Knocked Up tonight. I am looking forward to it *immensely*. I only hope it doesn't disappoint, for then I would weep ( Read more... )