"I, Theodor Hugo Schultz, internationally renowned Concert Tubist..."

[chaletian]

Goodness gracious me, I don’t even know where to begin! Much has happened in the life of the Squeen since last you were updated. So much, in fact, that I really can’t remember half of it; fear not, however, for none of it was terribly exciting. I did not, it grieves me to admit, triumph in any act of political significance that would see (or hear,

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[ungratefulwench]

Oh, Squeenie, it really is quite a life that you lead! Good luck with that pay rise.