"I need a diversion; would it be terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?"

[chaletian]

Our kitchen has been invaded. Yes, you heard aright. Invaded. But don't worry, this is not the long-anticipated apocalypse. The invader in this instance is The Vegetable. Ah, I see you, glancing hither and thither, wondering to what I could possibly be referring. A few people in the back exchange confused whispers

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[katie__pillar]

To be more specific I am going to make courgette pasta out of part of The Vegetable. I doubt even we could eat all of it in one sitting.

[chaletian]

Ooooh, a challenge...

No. You're right. That's a bad idea. *is disappointed*

[katherinea]

I was strictly instructed to pick the biggest one.
So I did.

[ungratefulwench]

AHAHAHA! I first stumbled across L.J. Smith when they gave one of her books out free with Mizz magazine, so that should tell you the standard to expect. I love them rather unreasonably nonetheless because I'm a soppy romantic at heart. Which omnibus did you get?

[chaletian]

It's calling itself vol 1 of the Night World. I've read one story about Poppy and James, and another about Ash and Mary-Lynnette (which was actually sort of awesome). I'm going to have to read them all now, aren't I? GODDAMN YOU!!

[ungratefulwench]

You know how every teenage girl has that one fictional character she secretly thinks all men should be like? Ash Redfern was that fictional character for me <3 YOU SHOULD READ THEM ALL! They're awesome and, like, totally dreamy or whatever ;)

[mrs_redboots]

Oh yes, that's right, you're about a week older than thyme-slimy, aren't you?

I have a very nice vegetable marrow in the fridge, courtesy of Lidl (but yours, being home-grown, will probably be nicer). I think I might make a ratatouille, as I have an aubergine that wants using.