"I think Louise is spreading rumours about me..."

[chaletian]

Jesus Christ on a laminating machine ("I just think the Commandments would look better all shiny and plastic-covered, Dad. Stop riding me!"), today is dull. We are all so bored we might resort to cannibalism just for the rush. In fact, I am so bored, I am going to reveal part one of my epic new undertaking, viz sharing my teenage diary with you.

Comments

[balooky]

Why didn't I see this when you posted? LJ truly sucks. I am sore from laughing esp the David Crapper entry. More immediately please. I wonder if I have any of my old diaries anywhere?