A Pome About Katherine (Because I Said I Would)

[chaletian]

Kath-er-ine
She's better than Anne-Bol-eyn
She's great with a chick-er-in
Cuz she's tops in the kitch-er-in
Though she's too fond of snick-er-in'
O, Kath-er-ine

Comments

[katherinea]

Maybe I shall rethink the threats of gruel.
Katherine’s an awkward name to rhyme, isn’t it.
In what way am I better than Anne Boleyn, BTW?

[chaletian]

Well, you've not yet been executed, so I think you're ahead.

(Heh. Didya see what I did there? Didya?

[katherinea]

*groans loudly*
Frankly, the day when I congratulate myself on not having been executed is that day when I shall give up.