A Pome About Helen and Why We Love Her (And Where Laura Lost the Plot Completely)

[chaletian]

Hel
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She is great, fantastic, eve
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Though she’s not a one for mel
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Her tax party stories are really leg
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Dary, though not as much as her hev
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Ly tales of dislocated hips

Comments

[katie__pillar]

OMG, that last line actually made me lol. And I almost just laughed in someone's face when I was issuing them a book because of it.You are an evil genius.

[balooky]

It's so avant-garde. I love it. Re the last line, I am giving serious thort to making that what I will call my autobiog

[pim2005]

You should. It would totally top the International Best Sellers for like evah with a title like that...

[katherinea]

Wonderful. Snorted over the last line.
But she does like mel N. I took one to her house and she ate some. Maybe she was just being polite. I feel hurt now.

Just to set the record straight

[balooky]

I like mel N. It's not my most favouritist but I do like it (and indeed have eaten it chez Fangirl Towers).

Re: Just to set the record straight

[katherinea]

Ha. She fed you mel N too!