[005] boldly losing important items of clothing like no man has ever lost them before

[chairismine]

Man, I think I almost chewed my tongue off last night with that accent.
I've got to say, we certainly know how to throw a party here at Hogwarts. Everyone's still in one piece?

...
Anyone seen my kilt?

Comments

[maestoso_tempo]

I have to say, Mr. Kirk, I was quite impressed with your performance.

[chairismine]

Uh- Thanks Professor, I guess. I suppose you could say I was caught up in the excitement.

Were you effected, sir? I must have missed seeing you in the general chaos.

[sakeofthescoop]

Well, I certainly don't have it.

[chairismine]

You're sounding awfully defensive about this, Kazumi~

[sakeofthescoop]

Me? Defensive? I should beg to differ, I was simply informing you that it is not in my possession.

[chairismine]

Well, as suspicious as you seem the culprit has been found so I guess you're off the hook.That kilt would have been quite a collector's item, you know.

ZORRO, STEALER OF HEARTS AND CLOTHING~

[abovetwinsuns]

That's what this is.

I...may have to get you a new one.

XD

[chairismine]

How did-

But I liked that one, Jaina~

Re: XD

[abovetwinsuns]

I wish I knew.

You can still wear it. It just has a giant 'J' cut out of the back.

Sorry, by the way. About last night.

[chairismine]

Zorro strikes again, huh?

You are definitely buying me a new one then.

How much of what happened can you remember?

[notthatharry]

I noticed someone else trying to chew your tongue off to.

[chairismine]

Funny, I think I noticed that too at some point...

[notthatharry]

Kind of hard not to. Jim, why is it close proximity to me seems to make Jaina kiss girls?

[chairismine]

You are not helping my list of regrets from last night, Harry. Now I have to add "Not seeing Jaina make out with other girls" to it.