[004] Being a bold, sexy Scotsman like no one has ever been a bold sexy Scotsman before!

[chairismine]

Ach, 'tis it not a braw wee thing oor Heide ha' brung apon us tadeey?
Ah'll speak me trowth, swankies and lasses, ahm nae too blewn awa. Oor Heide's a wee heide case, if ye tak mah lahne.

Now, mah bonnie Jo- I ha' a scoobie ye'll be cantripped ees massel, an' ahm loath tae lae'e ye lest ye fash ye'self. Whar'd ye be, mah lass?

[Jim is still Jim

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[scroll_heir]

Ah... Jim?

[chairismine]

Dinnae fash ye'self, lass. Tis only oor dear Heide's cantrip gane awry.
Hiv ye bin aspelled too?

Lol, she's on the verge of becoming the Cheshire Cat atm

[scroll_heir]

How maddeningly splendid... Seems I've grown a tail.

\o/

[chairismine]

Ye've a fud? Wit kin o' beastie be ye?

[chainedlotus]

I get that we're technically in Scotland but you're laying on the accent a bit thick, aren't you?

[chairismine]

Nae, me freend. 'tis this winze o' a cantrip makes me blether in sich a wey.

[chainedlotus]

I got 'no, my friend this something of a something makes me something in such a way.'

So no, I'm not going to have sex with you because you have a hot accent.

[chairismine]

Ye woundit me wi' yer wirds, Ren.

Ahnywey- ah've sit mah saights 'n mah bonnie Jo.

[dreadthered]

What the hell Jim?

[chairismine]

Wyte oor Heidemaister, Renj'. Ahm a bonny Scotsman.

rofl! have a zorro!Jaina

[abovetwinsuns]

A thousand pardons, Senor Kirk, but it seems that you are in danger. Never fear, my fair sir, knowing how to mount a rescue is one of my many talents~

[chairismine]

Ah've nae misbelief i' yer skeels, mah Jo. I'faith, Ah luik furward tae faind mae o' them oot.

[abovetwinsuns]

Ah, is that a request or perhaps a challenge? It would be my pleasure to give a handsome man such as yourself an answer either way~

[chairismine]

Do ye- a wee bonnie quean- reckon ye kin handle a great braw Scotsman suich as mahself?
Sich a saight Ah'd please tae see.