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7 Classic Star Wars Characters Who Totally Dropped the Ball

http://www.cracked.com/article_17546_7-classic-star-wars-characters-who-totally-dropped-ball.html

EDITED TO ADD: Just saw this illo and caption, and snarfed

Comments

[biomekanic]

I read that one right after I read about COBRA plots that could have worked.

Also, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this caption.

[cmdr_zoom]

They did get one wrong, though. The voiceover when the DS(1) arrives at Yavin indicates that they are preparing to orbit the planet at "maximum velocity." It's just that a station this size of a moon is a bit pokey at sublight.

The display table and announcer at the Rebel base also show that the DS is moving around Yavin, not simply letting the moon's orbit bring it to them.