CFUW 133 - The Pit

[cfuw_shepherd]

*More or less what it says on the tin. It's a hole, with stone walls and floor, and torches bracketed regularly to light it.

There's something odd about the feeling though... there's a lot of dark magic here.*

Comments

[stolengood]

[GRABS A TORCH FROM THE WALL AND THROWS IT DOWN ugh everything sucks]

[stolengood]

I can't even remember what I said.

[stolengood]

...I can't.

[certifiably]

Okay, okay! Here's what I'm thinking~! Maybe I could rip of all your limbs one by one! Or tear out your guts while you're still living, perhaps? Ahahaha! If those aren't fun enough, I can think up some more...!

[stolengood]

[A LOOK]

[certifiably]

Oh, no good? I can get more creative.

[stolengood]

Just leave me alone.

[certifiably]

And that's a "no thank you"! Hey, hey! I have an idea! We can decide this with dice! I can think up six ways for you to die, and which one I give you depends on what you roll.

[stolengood]

[certifiably]

So! We're done deciding! [summons up a die into her hand, and tries to place it into Parker's]

It's in your hands. Six for a quick and peaceful death. [giggle] Good luck.

[stolengood]

[standing a bit petrified, idly wiping away tears and snuffling. god you guys suck. takes the die but just palms it]

[certifiably]

You have to roll it.

[stolengood]

[grips the die very tight, looking at the floor, and shakes her head jerkily]

[certifiably]

Roll it. Or would you rather give it to me? I'm the Witch of Certainty. I don't miss a mark I'm determined to get.

[stolengood]

[s-shakes her head. whispers]

...No.

[throws it at her face as hard as she can >(]