The deeper argot of sniglets

[ceruleanst]

Christopher Colummox: Anyone who responds to an implicit joke by proudly restating it explicitly in the apparent belief that he just thought of it himself. The canonical response is "Good job, Chris, you found it."

Comments

[bossgoji]

...I may be partially responsible for creating a beast that cannot be sated.

[tracerj]

Better than a beast that cannot be stated. Then how will you warn your friends?

[bossgoji]

Charades.

[tracerj]

Such a vision... a room of friends growing concerned about the one panicked, hasn't-slept-for-forty-hours individual at the front, gesturing wildly.

"Okay... two words... hyphenated... first word, first syllable... uh... what are you doing there? What the... oh... oh my God...."

And they all lose a point of SAN and then the adventure starts.

[weirgreif]

But then you realize it is a beast that cannot be statted...

[tracerj]

Wow, I... I got nothin'. Good work. *grin*

[baxil]

Considering that even great Cthulhu has an entry in the old AD&D Deities and Demigods supplement (the pre-lawsuit version, of course), the existence of a Beast That Cannot Be Statted would be grounds for SAN loss.

[weirgreif]

The Lady of Pain mazes anyone who tries to write down her stats. Even the measurements ones.

[vvvexation]

"Give him a sedagive!"

(no, wait, I guess that's the beast that cannot be sedated.)