I bought a Cadbury Twisted today. I had no idea they even existed and though I haven't tried it I'm almost certain that it's going to be phenomenal.

'What the fuck is a Cadbury Twisted?' You may be asking yourself.

Well, let me tell you fictional question asker. It's a freakin' Cadbury Creme Egg in chocolate bar form. Oh, yes. Creme Egg.I made ( Read more... )

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Dear Writers of Fiction,

Please stop using "cum" in your fics.

It looks bad and sounds even worse.

Sincerely,
Me

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Caramilk Deluxe just might be the best thing ever.

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