Disproportinate emotional reaction to fictional narratives blog 2011

[cephiedvariable]

DENIAL: No, Andrew Hussie, I am not going to click on the link for the next panel. You can't make me. It never happened.

ANGER: Fuck this comic just fuck it this comic it can go fuck itself on a rusty trainpike

BARGAINING: I didn't actually mean that. And and you know there's still lots of unresolved plot threads and you know things that might

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[urban_anchorite]

IF HEAVEN AND HELL DECIDE THAT THEY BOTH ARE SATISFIED

[urban_anchorite]

I think this comic just got drunk, hit me in the face and stumbled out at 3 AM and now it won't answer its phone

[cephiedvariable]

STOP LISTENING TO DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE. DO WHAT I'M DOING AND LISTEN TO THE LAND BEFORE TIME SOUNDTRACK

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY GRIEVE FICITONAL CHARACETRS

IF WE

H-HOLD ON

T-TOGETHER

I KNOW OUR TROLLS WILL NEVER DIE

[agawa_jean]

JENN THAT IS A ROAD TO TEARS

[schellibie]

h-hey

things look pretty bad right now

but i'm sure

everything will turn out ok

aradia seems to think so

i trust aradia

[cephiedvariable]

she said friends were going to show up soon

she might have meant in dream bubbles

so i guess there's that

but it still means that they are dead

the living need each other
just like the dead do

[schellibie]

HEY DREAM BUBBLES AREN'T TOO BAD

;________;

[inkpool]

UNACCEPTABLE

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO GROW AND BLOSSOM AND BECOME AMAZING

;________________;

[spiritfighter]

You know, for some reason I could handle all the other deaths. We knew they were coming, they were a little silly, and other such things. But these? These are fucking emotionally devastating for me. PUNCHED. IN. THE. CHEST.

But basically you've just posted my entire process, except without my repeat "I'm Not Crying" by Flight of the Conchords because it makes me feel better.

u r friends w/shelby & emotionally distraught o/ homestuck hold me ;_;

[serenemuffin]

ARADIA AND JOHN WILL BE THE SAVIORS OF THE DREAMING DEAD.

EVERYONE WILL BE IN THE FURTHEST RING IN HORROR-TERROR DREAM-BUBBLES WHEN THE SCRATCH HAPPENS.

AND SINCE THE FURTHEST RING IS COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT FROM ANY ONE SESSION.

EVERYONE WILL SURVIVE THE SCRATCH, EVEN IF ONLY BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE DEAD, AND WILL TRY TO ASSIST THE NEW HEROES IN THEIR SESSION THROUGH THEIR DREAMS.

THE FACT THAT WHEN DOOMED!DREAM!ROSE CEASED TO EXIST, SOME OF HER MEMORIES LIVED ON IN ROSE MEANS SOMETHING.

I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF LOVE.

OTHER MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES.

Re: u r friends w/shelby & emotionally distraught o/ homestuck hold me ;_;

[cephiedvariable]

I CAN BELIEVE THIS.

ACTUALLY THIS IS

AN AMAZING THEORY THAT TIES TOGETHER A LOT OF LOOSE FLAILING THREADS I WAS JUST

SOBBING OVER

YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND A KIND SOUL

Re: u r friends w/shelby & emotionally distraught o/ homestuck hold me ;_;

[schellibie]

IF THE KIDS HELP THEIR ALT SELVES WIN THE SESSION THROUGH DREAMS AND THAT IS THEIR FATE AND THE END OF HOMESTUCK

I WOULD BE.... OKAY WITH THAT. THOUGH I WOULD CRY FOREVER AN D EVER AND EVER

Re: u r friends w/shelby & emotionally distraught o/ homestuck hold me ;_;

[cephiedvariable]

oh fuck I just wrote a long stupid theory here about Jade's grandson and it didn't post.

Short of it:

this makes a lot of sense, but where does jade's grandson come into it???? and what if he's one of the new alt session kids and it's because jade is the only one who was properly "alive" when the scratch happens bluh bluh this is dumb

Jade's grandson, you throw a wrench into everything.

[crowctapus]

there is so much sad

no words