shit my dad says

[celzmccelz]

Today, my dad walked into the living room and saw me lying on the couch reading Greek Homosexuality by K.J. Dover. He said, "Do you want to hear about the nightmare I had last night? I dreamed I was about to have a homosexual encounter with Brad Pitt. Luckily I woke up before anything happened

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[languagegirl]

O.O Why have I not had this "nightmare" yet? No fair, I say!