Meanwhile, in Edinburgh, several chavs are trying to mimic his stunts and getting themselves impaled on spikes costing the NHS more than you spend on polluting your body with marmite.
If the NHS provided marmite free then most patients would be cured within a day. Even people with missing limbs on a dose of marmite will find their limbs growing back.
Utter tosh, it is well known that marmite is actually from the same category as heroin but worse. It is well known that the high rise flats in Netherley were a haven for Marmiteheads who would sit in a grotty corner and smear marmite onto Kwiksave No Frills bread, stealing from old ladies to secure their fix for the day.
Certainly true it has the same addictive effects as heroine, but none of the drawbacks. Indeed it has been proven to add 10 years to a persons life, increase their prosperity and IQ by a whole 20 points.
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Marmite ruins lives and destroys communities.
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