Damn it! I asked you people to leave cool quotes! Why won't you bend to my will?!

I hate having crushes. Does anyone else loathe the feeling of unrequited love ( Read more... )

My cousin, Vanessa (who by the way is my coolest living relative) and I, when we were roughly thirteen, were completely in love with this guy named John Mastin. And rightfully so, for he was ridiculously hot. Actually, he still is, when he's not wearing his deer camouflage hunting shirt and making venison. Anyway, being the creative devils we are, ( Read more... )

I am painting quotes on my walls at home. Leave your favorite(s) and maybe they'll make it onto the wall of fame. Ask your friends, ask your family, ask your teachers, ask your dog.

My away message for the day:

"I hate school. I suck abysmally at the guitar. My creative writing major is trying to trap me. I skipped Russian class today. My scene for acting is lame. Film class is a joke. Italian Lit. is like having teeth pulled without novocaine. And my holocaust class? ... well, what can I say? We all know how that one ends."

Armageddon ( Read more... )

Oklahoma! (as performed by the phenomenal actors in FSU's School of Theatre) is the greatest thing ever created by humans. Ever.

i won't make you stay and listen to me cry. i know how it bores you so.

turn and mock me
turn away
Stop! and look
as you spin and sway
place your feet solidly
regain balance
you will need it
there is turmoil ahead,
in your head
thou art not dead.

All these next few entries will be poems that I wrote when I was in middle school and fancied myself an actual writer who had some sliver of talent. Oh, how mistaken we can be when we're young ( Read more... )