HELLO

[celebrianrules]

THIS.

I will never again acknowledge the existence of YOU and YOU and YOU.

Oh wait! There was something else I said I'd do if this ever happened. Hmmm, what was that again? OH.

(Fact of the day: in the 1 year, two months and five days since this journal was created, I HAVE NEVER DIED NOT EVEN ONCE.)

...

:) :) :)

*jumps off cliff*

Comments

[norolinde]

!!!

And to think we had just come to <3s!

::weeps::

[celebrianrules]

*bleed bleed*

[norolinde]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ::tearfully makes a scrapbook about you::

[celebrianrules]

*is totally totally dead*

[galadrielxiii]

MY BABY!!! MUMMY IS COMING TO CATCH YOU!!!

[celebrianrules]

*is broken, mangled, splattered, mutilated, and quite extremely dead*

[galadrielxiii]

Do not worry baby!!! I shall bake you into MEATY COOKIES!!!

::stars gathering chunks of daughter::

[arwenundomiel]

*is honeymooning, happily oblivious*

[celebrianrules]

*is in several pieces, happily unliving, not even in mandos or the void or anything*

[lordelrohir]

I think Ada will somehow blame me for this.

[arwenundomiel]

better you than me!!

[annlarimer]

::peers over cliff::

I thought we were going to the mall.

[celebrianrules]

*is, alas, being turned into meaty cookies by mum13, and will never see a mall again*

[galadrielxiii]

Do not worry!! We can take the Celebrian!Cookies to the mall! As like... part of the wake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (you saw this coming)

[lordof_imladris]

BRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*WEEPS HYSTERICALLY*

I AM A WIDOW!! ER!!! *SOB SOB SOB*

everyone saw allllll of it coming

[celebrianrules]

*has left a note/will which will be discovered whenever mun can be fucked to write it*

totally

[lordof_imladris]

*busy banishing and punishing the children for their icky incestuous ways*

*wonders where the whip from gillykin's s&m kit is so he can beat the LIVING IMMORTAL CRAP out of their children*

*looks really angry instead*