Maybe I've been reading too much of The Onion...

[celandinex]

Don't ask why my brain created this scenario:

On Monday morning Ashley's mother, Mandy Motton, discovered that her 16-year-old daughter had been cutting school to listen to music in her boyfriend's car.  A duty teacher from BS high school caught Ashley and her boyfriend, Kevin, sitting in a car listening to Justin Timberlake's newest album.  In a

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[queenofcretins]

Um, are you high?

Just kidding... sort of! :P

[harpygirl]

Um, whaaaat?

You made that up? ;)

[digifreak]

TEEHEE!!

You make my squishy parts jiggle.

[celandinex]

Thanks. It's all for you and your squishy parts. :)

[redtheblue]

"Class, whoever took the sexy from the Sexy Jar has to the count of 10 to bring it back."