Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Guy

[ceebeegee]

Zarqawi is dead.

Rot in hell, you doughy, NON-IRAQI wannabe, slaughterer of innocent civilians, like Nicholas Berg, Ken Bigley, Eugene Armstrong, Jack Hensley, all of whom are far more worthy to have their names remembered than yours

Comments

[son_of_ottie]

Yeah. It's good he's dead but woulda been better if he'd never lived. Still, ya can't fix THAT!
I'm just wary about what happens next.

[minstrel70]

I hope he died cowering under the bed...

Unfortunately, laser-guided 500-pound bombs don't tend to leave one much time for cowering. I do hope, though, that he survived the initial blast and had time to contemplate his doom as he bled to death.

[ceebeegee]

I thought about that--that an airstrike would happen quickly--but it seems he wasn't blown to bits so maybe he did bleed to death. I am a piece of inhuman filth--hath not a terrorist eyes? When you bomb us, do we not bleed?

[minstrel70]

The news today is that he survived the blast and died on a stretcher while US troops were attempting to administer first aid. Perfect.

[ceebeegee]

That is perfect. I read he even tried to get off the stretcher.

[mollyx]

...Aaaand Clara's back.
I was wondering where you've been, girl!