You can find him in da club, bottle full of bub

[cedarlibrarian]

Dear Spill.com,

Been there. Done that.

If you really want to impress the Harry Potter slash writers, try enlisting the Giant Squid. But maybe not even then.

Your efforts are greatly appreciated. They're just a little late if you plan to faze anyone in this fandom. We've seen it all. Some of us have written it all.

Love,

Cedar

Comments

[imaginarycircus]

Didn't someone write Voldemort roller skating around Harry and Draco making out? I can't remember. Yeah this is like fanfic from 2002. And it is not even all that funny. I think after I wrote Snape/Soup there were no more barriers... Or maybe it was the Kreacher/James... or that thing with Hagrid and Dobby that required duct tape....

Eh, what haven't we seen?

[shipchan]

rollerblading Dumbledore is awesome. XD

[flyingcarpet]

Exactly -- I think someone wrote this 6 years ago. Only good.