Wealth Test....
My wealth test:
47 years old!
This is how you'll make (or lose) big bucks during your very eventful life. Match these events on your personal timeline with the graph to see their effects.
2004: You sue 'Garfield' for unlawful suckiness and win big.
2009: Your self-help book drives millions to suicide.
2016: You marry Michael Jackson. He buys you monkeys and toys.
2019: Your Gristle 'n' Gravy super-store wasn't the category-killer you thought it would be.
"Hi, I'm Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, noted crap-monger, and star of TV's Melrose Place. I'm also a psychic. Anyway... I predict that your first million dollars will be made in 2022, in the following ways: "
$124,000 begging in the streets.
$184,000 through insider trading.
$116,000 criminal mischief.
$364,000 working 9 to 5.
$212,000 keeping the money that people drop, jerk.
47 years old!
This is how you'll make (or lose) big bucks during your very eventful life. Match these events on your personal timeline with the graph to see their effects.
2004: You sue 'Garfield' for unlawful suckiness and win big.
2009: Your self-help book drives millions to suicide.
2016: You marry Michael Jackson. He buys you monkeys and toys.
2019: Your Gristle 'n' Gravy super-store wasn't the category-killer you thought it would be.
"Hi, I'm Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, noted crap-monger, and star of TV's Melrose Place. I'm also a psychic. Anyway... I predict that your first million dollars will be made in 2022, in the following ways: "
$124,000 begging in the streets.
$184,000 through insider trading.
$116,000 criminal mischief.
$364,000 working 9 to 5.
$212,000 keeping the money that people drop, jerk.