eighteenth bottle of vodka; [audio; Russian / accidental video]

[cccpfuckyeah]

[The video clatters on by the force of gravity, as it slipped and fell from someone's pocket. Russia's pocket, actually. One can see him hunched over the sink, and from the motions it's probably assumed that he's washing his hands. That and the sound of water greet the device for a few moments, before he starts speaking.]

Place is filthy. It's

Comments

[inyourgarden]

Russia! Calm down.

[cccpfuckyeah]

It's everywhere! Everywhere!

Making a mess such a mess it won't stop why won't it stop itsamessitsamessitsamess

[inyourgarden]

How about some details? What's everywhere? Can't exactly fix it if you talk gibberish on me Russia.

[cccpfuckyeah]

...Blood.

[brbmodernizing]

[QUIETLY OBSERVING... h-he's avoiding you, but..]

[cccpfuckyeah]

[CONTINUING TO WASH HIS HANDS which are dry from the act and bleeding btw if you were curious Japons.]

[brbmodernizing]

[He wanted to avoid talking to you, but....]

...Russia-san.

[cccpfuckyeah]

[He doesn't reply, but the faucet does, once he shuts it off.

Drip. Drip. Drip.]

[voice; creeper Japanese]

[spooktalk]

[Someone's kind of sleep-deprived and pisssed and does not need to hear crazy Russian man speaking over the communicator right now.]

your unintelligible rambling is quite a nuisance.

[voice; wtf Japanese]

[cccpfuckyeah]

[WHAT EVEN IS THAT TONE. have more rambling for your trouble]

You! Your words are not encouraged! They're not! Won't stop everything, everyone from..

[voice; fancy font Japanese]

[spooktalk]

[THE KIND YOU USE WHEN SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS IS AFOOT.]

Do tell me what sort of words I may use to get you to cease being a bother to my existence.

[voice; commie Japanese]

[cccpfuckyeah]

Keep the blood off the sunflowers.

[pimpslaprose]

...?

[cccpfuckyeah]

[brb washing hands forever at the sink]

action y/n?

[dewinthesun]

B-Brother...? What's the matter?

yyyyyy

[cccpfuckyeah]

[speaking over the running of water in the bathroom]

It's gotten everywhere, Sister.. Trying to contain it! Otherwise it'll stain the sunflowers we worked so hard on!

\o\

[dewinthesun]

What? Brother, w-what sunflowers are you talking about?

[trying the door handle now. if it's unlocked she's coming in]

/o/

[cccpfuckyeah]

[It's unlocked. In fact, he didn't even shut it all the way. Yay washing hands. Out, out, damned spot! /quotes MacBeth forever.]

The sunflowers. They're everywhere! Can you not see them? They're so beautiful but the blood is threatening to drown them... they cannot be smothered, Sister! They can't!