twelveth bottle of vodka; [accidental video]

[cccpfuckyeah]

[The feed clicks on, and from the way it 'tumbles', it might've been dropped. It finally stops with the angle canted and.. what appears to be green blood splatters across it briefly.

There is the repeated sound of something solid hitting something squishy, making a sickening thwick noise with each blow. A few sharp hits and then there's audible

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[toris_lietuvos]

[If it hadn't been obvious before that Russia is a lot more off-balance than Lithuania remembers him being, it's sure obvious now. Shock and mild horror are quickly put aside, as he does not want that kind of attack turned on him.]

Y-yes ... I will.

[cccpfuckyeah]

[HE GRINS, COMPLETELY UNFAZED.]

Will have to show you what creatures are here! Most safe to eat, but Litva will not have to go out on his own for obtaining food rations! Russia will take care of everything.

[toris_lietuvos]

[Dear god not safe!!!! Even though that was probably a helpful statement, it's also absolutely horrifying.]

T-that is good. Though ... don't you think I should learn more about this place?

[And maybe figure out how to get the hell out of here?]

[cccpfuckyeah]

Russia will give you tour.

[totally_feliks]

[STARES]

[cccpfuckyeah]

[GRINS.]

[totally_feliks]

...Litwa?

[cccpfuckyeah]

Poland looks even more stupid now than he did when I left.

Lithuania. Of course. Who else would I be speaking about?

[cccpfuckyeah]

Daniya! Plants are behaving for you, da?

[cccpfuckyeah]

Good.

Neither have I, but wanted to see what made them so prone to attacking.

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[rules_the_north]

Real plants don't bleed.

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[cccpfuckyeah]

But they do cry.

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[rules_the_north]

Only some.

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[cccpfuckyeah]

Some tears are better than none.

[mygodmyright]

Has anyone told you how barmy you are, Russia?

[cccpfuckyeah]

Would love to see how little island nation holds up against one plant. Or two.

Angliya can swim, da? Or at least tread water?

[mygodmyright]

I was born with swimming prowess; I don't have to rely on my status as a land whale like someone I won't mention.

[cccpfuckyeah]

Would love to see what your expression is as you struggle for your last breath. I can already imagine the terror!