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Silence of the Lambs: Women have no sense of self-preservation. Characters wish that light-switches had been invented so that they could not blunder about in the dark, hyperventilating-- oh, wait. Hannibal Fucking Lecter is the most awesome person in the world ever.
Red Dragon: Francis Dolarhyde has Issues. Hannibal Fucking Lecter and Will "Is Hot ( Read more... )
Red Dragon: Francis Dolarhyde has Issues. Hannibal Fucking Lecter and Will "Is Hot ( Read more... )
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If you haven't seen it, you and lienne need to rent Hannibal: Rising. Like, pronto.
The Hannibal movies scare the fucking daylights out of me, but even I'll admit their brilliant. Shhh. Don't tell roguedemonhunte She might wanna watch them more often.
Awww I keep trying to get Primal Fear at work and its never there. : /
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The only one I have left to watch is the descriptively titled Hannibal. lienne hasn't seen it either, and says she suspects it may be crap. I WANT THE MASK.
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Oh, no, wait, you should also know that at least in the movie, Clarice is not brainwashed into defeating Lecter's Mischa-related psychoses with incredibly creepy Freudian foreplay, subsequently running off to Argentina with him to be his lover. Which is what happens in the book.
On the other hand, in a move that clearly robs the adaptation of excellence, the movie leaves out the death-by-electric-eel-and-posthumous-forced-ejaculation-via-cattle-prod subplot.
Look, I can't make this shit up.
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Oh, no, you can't have a movie without death by electric eel and posthumous forced ejaculation via cattle prod. There should be a law.
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