Wank extraordinaire

[cavgirl]

Lookee: here

Skip the actual story. You know everything you need to know about the sheer level of crapiness from the author's notes and first paragraph. Go straight to the reviews... and they are hilarious!

Incidentally, this story has the dubious distinction of being top of the list when one googles "worst fanfic".

Goffic, indeed. *dies*

Comments

[carolynp]

Why are you googling worst fanfic??

I feel contaminated just from that little snippet, please tell me the person hasn't written any more.

[cavgirl]

I didn't dare investigate further. I came across the link in FictionAlley Park and the poster's comments on it were so blistering and her warnings so dire I simply had to follow it! But there's well over 1000 reviews, apparently all along the same lines as the first page. I hope it was a troll, because if it was a kid the tone of those reviews could completely destroy your confidence. How are you getting on with "Dumbledore's Army"?

[carolynp]

I'm up to ch13, about half way though, maybe a little more...and enjoying it.

[incapability87]

Ah yes, I remember this. I used to read through the reviews to scoop up some nice phrases to use in my next English exams, because you could usually rely on them to be worded perfectly. And because it was amusing as all hell.

But is it actually possible to write so badly on purpose?