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[cautionarystory]

[private to Nick Naylor]

What's up with your inmate? Is he just a run-of-the-mill computer geek with multiple personalities, or what?

[private to Tosh, visible to Howie]I'm really sorry I dragged your inmate into that. I was just antagonizing her instead of owning up to my own problems and I shouldn't've done that. And I'm sorry I was mean to

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Elle/Howie

[hopeless_hacker]

Apology accepted.

Private

[cautionarystory]

Do you trust me?

Private

[hopeless_hacker]

I've yet to see any reason why I should. Why do you ask?

Private

[cautionarystory]

I've gotta do somebody a favor, and apparently I get super extra double bonus points if it's for somebody who knows me and doesn't trust me.

I don't suppose you'd have any use for a mild electrical current?

Howie

[cautionarystory]

No and no.

People suck.

Can I have my shower back?

Howie

[cautionarystory]

I dunno, I'm pretty comfy with the assessment that the majority of people in the world are obnoxious at best.

Look, I didn't think you'd just hand it over if I asked nicely without giving you a reason, so I made a reason up. I don't have a good reason, I just got used to a certain standard of living and I want my bathroom back the way it was so I don't have to share or walk two flights of stairs carrying loads of stuff. I liked having a tub so I could lie down if I felt like it, and I liked not having to worry about vampire foot fungus and wear shoes in the shower. That's as much of a reason as I have, okay?

Private

[thnxforsmoking]

Go ask him yourself. I'm not his mom or anything.

Private

[cautionarystory]

Yeah, I can't get much out of him except that I'm a sinner and I'll burn in hell.

I'm just wondering if he's got any, I dunno, superpowers or anything.

Private

[thnxforsmoking]

Yeah, he does that.

Nope, no superpowers. Why, wondering if he'll break down your door?

Private

[cautionarystory]

Would you rush in to save me if he did?