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[cautionarystory]

I guess this is better than everything else that's happened to me in the past few days. Whoever thought that turning into a guy would be the highlight of my week

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[tadwizard]

Elle?

I don't think you crave anything when you're a guy. Except sex.

[cautionarystory]

Thanks, but I think I've got that one covered. As soon as Peter grows a few feet.

Would that be weird, if we were both guys? You're into that kind of thing. Is it weird?

[tadwizard]

Yeah, I guess you can just talk him into going down a floor and coming back up.

Nah, it's not weird at all. It's sexy, but not weird. It's something you figure out pretty quickly.

[cautionarystory]

Never mind. It's all taken care of.

Behold! Cleavage!

[mimic_peter]

I'm not.

Sweeeet.

[cautionarystory]

I found an empty room. Wanna swing by? It's the first door on the left.

[mimic_peter]

This is weird. Even for us.

[cautionarystory]

I think we can figure out what goes where. Too bad my handcuffs are up a few floors and I don't wanna risk leaving to get them and coming back as a seahorse or something even crazier.

[ooc: Spaaaaam?]

[cautionarystory]

Well, I've got a woman. Should I punch you in the nose to take care of the other half of that?

I'm laughing. Real hard. Kensai.

boy!Elle is secretly pouting about missing out on cookies

[cautionarystory]

It does, 'cause she's in love with me. I thought you said it was strictly platonic between you two, Adam. Something I should know about?

I didn't get any cookies.

[gray_atonement]

I prefer you as a woman. One that is not a cheerleader. Or a child.

[cautionarystory]

Sorry to disappoint, Gabe, but you're stuck with this 'til it wears off. You can ogle my cleavage another time.