roll over him with endless water

[causeways]

Y'know, usually I go for some kind of thematic unity of SOME SORT in my polls. Not today!

Poll myriad random thingsOkay fine, I guess I could explain a tiny bit. MAYBE. The writing stuff should be self-explanatory, but I'll talk about the first question and the last

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[vinylroad]

FOR SOME REASON I think of a coffee klatch as being the little flap on a pair of long johns that lets a guy's dick out so he can take a pee. CLEARLY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT A COFFEE KLATCH REALLY IS. I think it's only because I associate long johns with Germany (again, nonsensical association). I think this might be because I have a lot of photos of my mom and her sisters when they went to boarding school in Germany wearing long johns.

[causeways]

THAT IS ACTUALLY THE BEST RANDOM ASSOCIATION EVER. OMG. Also, because I kind of put beef jerky and Slim Jims in the same category, and you can actually buy some Slim Jims that are pretty thick, I think, and then they are like cocks. But you bite them and chew them instead of AHAHA ANYWAY.

[vinylroad]

I actually HATE beef jerky, but GOD if that isn't the DIRTIEST THING I have ever read. FOOD PORN.

For some reason, I think of pro-wrestlers when I think of Slim Jims. SO BIG, SALTY, THICK SLIM JIMS. *CRIES*

[causeways]

DUDE. I bet Dean wants to eat beef jerky all the time when he and Sam are having sex. There's a freshman in my creative writing class who spent ALL FUCKING DAY on Monday talking about how much he loves his Holy Triad of Things in Fiction: violence, sex and food. And as much as I was like, "Shut uppppp, freshman, I hate you beyond belief," that is actually kind of Dean Winchester in three words. Wow.

[causeways]

But it's salty and meat and good!

LIKE SOME OTHER THINGS WE PUT IN OUR MOUTHS.

God, the cocksucking jokes are just LEAPING OUT today.

[causeways]

That's Sam in your icon going, "*winces* That's a difficult one, but I'm still gonna have to go with cock."

[pocketfullof]

I LOVE BEEF JERKY. And it's actually a very healthy snack. High in protein, and (relatively) low in calories.

[frahulettaes]

me too. real high in sodium tho.

[causeways]

Seriously! 150 calories, 36% OF YOUR DAILY SODIUM VALUE. Whatever, it's so goooood.

Also, I want to make a joke about other salty things you put in your mouth. BUT I WON'T.

[frahulettaes]

heheheh JENSEN'S COCK

[laceandgrace]

I agree with these thoughts about Dean and the jerky. Jerky is the shit. I can't blame poor Dean if it's a close call between jerky and a certain baby brother's cock. I mean, c'mon. I only have one word: Teriyaki. (How the hell do I know if I spelled that right?)

[fourfreedoms]

You did. Pretty much everything in Japanese is spelled like it sounds.

[causeways]

So gooooood. Although I got the regular flavor, and that shit's awesome too.

[rosekay]

Beef jerky is my favorite food group EVER. My friends call my sixpack and jerky nights more evidence that I'm secretly a man. SIGH.

[causeways]

Omg, why are you so awesome? It occurs to me that I actually HAVE a six-pack AND beef jerky in my possession right now. It's really tragic that tonight is my night of Senior Thesising at Denny's instead of Being A Man, Damn It.