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[caulfieldsducks]

In giraffe prison news, Paris Hilton is claiming that she's shocked and distraught over being sentenced for, once again, driving while intoxicated. Last I checked, if you habitually drive while drunk (and get caught, since I persoally have a bad habit of doing so) you get jail time. No big surprises there. Unless you do so in Turkey, where you

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[vmisery]

The hair bleach done got to her brain.