I've found my way onto people's away messages with the following comments:

[caudebac]

Anb1032: got your permit?
VioletEyedVampyr: I don't want it.
Anb1032: u dont wanna drive?
VioletEyedVampyr: I'd prefer not to be in charge of a ton of moving steel.

VioletEyedVampyr: do tell Neil he makes a remarkable newspaper.We ought to oust the New York Times and make it "Out of Neil's Mouth" -- though I wouldn't particularly want to go near

Comments

[thequeenofpink]

lol. You're too cute.

I'd prefer not to be in charge of a ton of moving steel

I feel the same exact way.

I get harassed waaaaay to often for why I am 17 and have never even taken driving classes.
I don't know that society is ready for me to opperate such a deathtrap.

[caudebac]

*17-year old without permit*

I know exactly what you mean.

[omarandjohnny]

::hugs til your wee head pops off:: :D

[allouttogetme]

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

[caudebac]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*secretly takes wand OUT of back pocket*

[riddled]

MOODY FOR THE VIGILANCE! 8D

[caudebac]

OMFG ARE YOU ONLINE WHERE?!

COOOONSTANT VIGILANCE!

[hellsnight]

haha. i'm featured three times. and the latter is my away message right now, actually.

mitay (i don't really know how to spell that) and my brother are now comparable! they both found a special spot on nabby.

[caudebac]

Mitai*

Haha, except we can excuse Mitai. She's only 4.

Your brother on the other hand...