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cauchemal

010 - text, strikes are deleted text and unreadable

Jan 20, 2011 11:10

If this is not a dream I cannot imagine what is; it's a classic nightmare scenario

I am in the office of one Malorie Clapet, associate professor of psychology at [text garbled] College. There is an ID badge here with my photograph on it, a pile of essays to be marked, and notes for a lecture that I am apparently meant to give this afternoon.

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.arthur, .clapet, .angelica sexby, .jason bourne, .bill costigan, bad dreams, .persephone, .arthas, ports don't help

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453gof_flesh January 20 2011, 17:13:02 UTC

Oh, Mon Dieu.

[Switches to French]

Well, that's my last name, so I'm going to guess that man is me.

cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:15:01 UTC

[After a moment, a penny drops. In French:]

You ... you are the butcher. The one who-

You are meant to be my HUSBAND?

453gof_flesh January 20 2011, 17:18:27 UTC

Well, your husband or your father.

I'm not exactly too comfortable with this either, but... we will work this out, oui?

cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:21:04 UTC

It is a wedding photograph. I think that question is answered.

And yes, I suppose this shall be "worked out", one way or another.

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text naughtbutlife January 20 2011, 17:24:02 UTC

Mal! I am here, though I know not where exactly. I haven't the slightest clue what has happened.

text - private cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:26:06 UTC

Angelica, it seems that in addition to a job, I have been assigned a husband. And it is le boucher, the man who was maimed three weeks ago.

Re: text - private (keeping with the strikes are deleted text thing.) naughtbutlife January 20 2011, 17:33:06 UTC

The French man who ate peop with one leg?

[Long, long pause]

Nothing to fear, madam. Husband only in name for the port.

Re: text - private cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:50:28 UTC

Him, yes.

I confess I am afraid of him.

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Video persephonepearl January 20 2011, 17:25:59 UTC

Be careful, little bird. There are things here.

[Persephone is totally holding a stuffed flower and looking concerned and earnest.]

Re: Video cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:26:52 UTC

[STARE.]

Who are y-

[Wait. "Little bird"?]

Persephone?

Video persephonepearl January 20 2011, 17:31:53 UTC

Yes. I have been turned into a child.

Re: Video cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:49:42 UTC

[Dilemma. On the one hand, Persephone, she's still seriously pissed off at you. On the other hand: mom instincts.]

Where are you? Do you have someone to-to look after you?

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Private // Text paradoxlol January 20 2011, 17:26:41 UTC

I'm here. I look different, but it's me, Arthur.

Private // Text cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:27:23 UTC

Oh god, Arthur, I am so glad to hear from you.

Where are you?

Private // Text paradoxlol January 20 2011, 17:32:12 UTC

My... House. At least, judging by the photos, it's mine.

I'm going to turn the video function on, but I'm going to need you to stay calm. [Because spontaneous genderswap doesn't really lend credibility to the 'not a dream' argument.]

Private // Text cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:35:24 UTC

All right. I have closed my office door.

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[FRENCH] deathmerciful January 20 2011, 17:47:28 UTC

Clapet? That name is on my Passport. Who is this? I know no Malorie from the barge.

[FRENCH] cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:48:51 UTC

I go by Mal. Who are you?

[FRENCH] deathmerciful January 20 2011, 17:53:59 UTC

Louis de Pointe du Lac, but according to this passport [He found in his very tight pants] Louis Clapet. Working Visa.

This was supposed to be a port... ah... gods Claudia. Have you seen a small girl, with golden curls?

[FRENCH] cauchemal January 20 2011, 17:56:13 UTC

It seems we have been handed roles like actors in a play.

I'm afraid I have not seen any girl of that description. I'm in an office, at a small college.

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