Fic: Ballsack, Condoms, and Other Childhood Tales

[catty_the_spy]

Title: Ballsack, Condoms, and Other Childhood Tales
Fandom: ST:XI
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen, Chekov/Sulu
Warning: tempers, swearing, bad puns, not beta’d, mentions of sex, use of the word “penis”; slight reference to Tserillian!verse, and thus, the tag, but knowing anything about the !verse isn’t necessary. (At one point Demora wants to use part

Comments

[alostcorner]

Aah, this is awesome! Love the variety here, and your characterisation of Demora. You've really painted a great portrait of these characters :)

[catty_the_spy]

Thank you! :D *does dance* I'm really glad you like my characterization, and the variety.

[mercaque]

Okay, I am an ass because I totally thought I had already commented on this story, but apparently I haven't!! :/

This was my prompt and I LOVED THE RESULT! I love Chekov/Sulu family times - the ending with Demora catching them in the act was just so hilariously traumatic. The implication of Pavel's exhibitionist tendencies made me LOL so hard. I really liked all the little glimpses we got in this story, and I loved seeing Chekov and Sulu's different parenting styles. It struck me as really, really true that Hikaru would be more of the lay-down-the-law type and Pavel would be the one who gets angry in flashes. I loved it all, but I have to say my favorite part was this:

“What do you think of not telling Hikaru about this?”

Somehow this was just SO CHEKOV, in the best possible way. Needless to say I love that Sulu found out anyway, at like the most inopportune time ever XDDD

[catty_the_spy]

I am a humungous ass because I am ridiculously late replying to this. Sorry. :(

I'm glad I did your prompt justice! \o/ I really enjoyed writing the scene where Demora walked in on them. Some of the characterization comes from what I picked up from TOS. TOS!Chekov was very fiesty while TOS!Sulu seemed more mellow (spores and random-half-naked fencing aside, lol), so I figured that would carry over into their parenting.

lol that line was tempting fate, and it came back around at the worst time, like you said. XD

I'm really glad you enjoyed this! Thank you so much for reading! ♥

[world_trekker]

OMG!!!
Where do I start?.....
I loved them all!!!After I read the first one I spent 5 mins on the floor laughing hysterically....and every time i started to read i would collapse laughing,lol.
I really like how u blended the various incidents into a whole,it gave it a very nice touch. My fav would have to be when Demora walked in on Chekov and Sulu on the couch "No more dad-penis?" LMAO!!
The pronoun and protest scene gave it a more rounded out feel and showed some of the struggles they went through...all in all,u did an awesome job!!!:D

[catty_the_spy]

Gah, so sorry I'm late to replying to this.

Yaaaaay! I'm glad you liked them. :) I'm always insecure about my humour, so it's nice to know it made you laugh.

The walking-in-on-her-dads scene was one of my favourites to write! It's always good to know that it ended up being someone else's favourite too. :D

Thank you so very much for reading! I'm glad you liked it! :'D ♥

[blinkn]

Loved it, that second to last one. I could have cried! lol

[catty_the_spy]

Yay! Thank you! ♥

[anonymous]

This was fantastic, thank you!