I went running today! It was really pathetic! But maybe, just maybe, if I do it everyday, I WON'T feel like collapsing into a sweaty heap!! HA!

I could've cut this down some, but there are some good bits scattered here and there and I don't really care that much ( Read more... )

My tummy hurts ( Read more... )

I found this "swearsaurus" or whatever the hell ( Read more... )

ack threw up a bunch today, feel just wonderful(sarcasm there) ick oof urp grrlakja
must go now, horrible feelings comming back now....

I just found this... something about it just... cracks me up...

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making little sleeping bags for mice.

crap ( Read more... )

It should be noted here that dolphins are notoriously randy and there are many reports from trainers and divers of male dolphins masturbating themselves on rubber dinghies or diving suits. They are also one of the select group of mammals, other than man, which engage in sexual intercourse among themselves purely for pleasure ( Read more... )

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