The Incredible Dignity of a Martial Artist Whose Pants Are Falling Down

[catness]

I just wanted to throw that image out there so everyone knows Exactly How Cool I Am.

Comments

heh

[kjc]

BEHOLD the coolness that is YOU!

For the benefit of your audience, I hope you had interesting underwear on.

[steam]

You, m'dear, are like a McDLT - hot and cold at the same time. oh - except you're almost certainly yummier than anything McDonalds has ever sold.

[perci]

If it makes you feel any cooler, you can picture this little scene from my monday night shift at the pottery studio:

Trash is piled in front of the basement doors and must be taken outside for the weekly pickup. I take the padlock off the doors and lean over the trash pile to shove on them. As the doors are old and hang crooked, they are stubborn.

I shove harder and harder to no avail. Then suddenly the doors give all at once and I end up sprawled in the trash.

I'm just glad we're not a restaurant.

I hope those were your pants that were falling down, or I just narrated my own dorkiness for nothing.