The Problem with Vampires.

[cateriona]

While standing in the supermarket line I glanced at the World Weekly News to read the headline and found that they had discovered a red-neck vampire. First, this means that I have to throw that whole sophisticated/ cool vampire image out of my head, because every biologist knows that if you see one there's got to be many more out there which is

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[wolf_nd_shadows]

two things:

I'd love to hear more about the Clinton as a Gypsy thing (or more I have gypsy friends who would love to hear more and I'll pass it on to them)

and since vampires are repelled by faith, and there are redneck republican vampires, what does it say about the faith of the fundamentalist voting block that the reps have?

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Someone on a lark while looking into Clinton's background found that he is a descendant of the last person who claimed to be King of the Scottish Gypsies and assuming that the title is paternal, that makes Bill Clinton the current King of the Scottish Gypsies. When interviewed in the 90's, the Scottish Gypsies said that they were willing to accept him as their king if he moved to Scotland