The Annual Announcement

[catcom]

It's my birthday!

I am 30! I don't feel 30.

I am telling everyone that 30 is just like 23, except I'm fatter and much smarter.

Whee!

Comments

[polrua]

I was thirty for a bit there. I admit, I felt some trepidation, but then nothing happened.
enh.
Ended up just pissfarting about and going about my day.

Happy Thing's Day! Hope you score tons of cool free shit!

[catcom]

I plan to have the world trembling in my grasp by the end of this year. That, or maybe I'll go overseas or something.

Thanks for wishes!

[greenglowgrrl]

May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[catcom]

I wondered what was missing from my lovely day... it was the dirge! Thankee!

[ed_dirt]

happy birthday. now you can finally start being cool.

[catcom]

Well, I sure plan to try. :)

[morgan303]

Happy Birthday!! 30 is awesome, seriously. Welcome to the club.:)

[catcom]

Thanks!

[kufi]

Everyone kept telling me 30 was the new 20, so now I feel obliged to tell you that 30 in the new 20.

Ready?

30 is the new 20.

I still don't know what it means.