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[19] Audio Broadcast

Jan 28, 2011 12:48

There's a sound of bed sheets rustling, a soft shift of fabric that has been washed to thinness. It's noisy here, the sound of footsteps walking, people talking, strange machines beeping and distant sneakers squeaking by ( Read more... )

can you hear me now?, *wipes a tear*, listen carefully: taste the rainbow, still alive

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spandexisyouth January 28 2011, 21:17:19 UTC

Congratulations!

[He doesn't know who this is, but it's still important, right? Except the woman's voice might be that of someone he's met before, sometime, somewhere. Gai just can't place it yet.]

catatonicanon January 29 2011, 02:31:50 UTC

You expected me to say pineapples weren't you?

Not my boy! He's a horse of a different color!

coughcoughshank January 29 2011, 02:45:35 UTC

You mean you gave birth to...actual fruit?

catatonicanon January 29 2011, 03:03:54 UTC

[She begins to sing]

~My hump! My hump! My lovely baby coconut!

[The singing turns to laughter]

You got funny notions.

coughcoughshank January 29 2011, 03:07:36 UTC

[VERY VERY AWKWARD LAUGHTER]

Ahaha, I suppose I do.

catatonicanon January 29 2011, 04:11:25 UTC

YOU laugh funny!

I hear you and Fruitbowl have a DATE!

KEEP IT CLEAN! No ringy? NO DINGY!

coughcoughshank January 29 2011, 04:24:59 UTC

[There is only a sort of vaguely horrified silence as Dai pieces together that this is going Nowhere Good]

spandexisyouth January 29 2011, 02:17:16 UTC

Because the cigar was once plant life?

[Voice placed. Voice very much placed.]

catatonicanon January 29 2011, 02:40:57 UTC

Animal, mineral or vegetable...

[The voice gasps]

SIR DID YOU JUST CALL MY SON A CARROT?!

spandexisyouth January 29 2011, 02:43:19 UTC

A carrot. Orange. But apples are not orange, and cigars are not either.

No. I said nothing that could be taken that way at all.

catatonicanon January 29 2011, 02:57:51 UTC

ERGO! Sometimes a pipe is just a pomegranate.

~I hear it in your TONE.

That'll be fifty laps around the ionosphere, soldier!

TEN HUT!

spandexisyouth January 29 2011, 03:05:02 UTC

But a pipe is for smoking and a pomegranate is for eating and sometimes drinking and also growing. A pipe is never a pomegranate.

I am good at laps, but I am best at them on the ground.

catatonicanon January 29 2011, 03:28:58 UTC

And a Tree is never in a BOWL.

Shhhhhhhhhh, Fruitbowl. Your thinking is too bright! The baby is sleeping. He rocked himself to sleep.

Then run run run run run run run run run run run run run till your feet hit China.

spandexisyouth January 29 2011, 03:40:25 UTC

A pomegranate can be carved into a bowl and turn into a tree. A pipe has a bowl and can be made from a tree. So in that case a pomegranate can be related to a tree.

Is he sleeping peacefully?

I do not know where China is.

catatonicanon January 29 2011, 04:08:28 UTC

Outside thinking! It will get you everynowhere.

His sleeping is DISTURBED. The bar man slipped him a Mickey and he woke UP.

FRUITBOWL! Come closer to the speaker! I'll tell you why!
Because I've never heard my baby before.

And China is below your feet of course.

spandexisyouth January 29 2011, 04:23:42 UTC

It is very complicated. I am not very good at it.

How do you slip someone a giant cartoon mouse?

That makes a sort of sense because we are all trapped here and do not remember what came before, correct?

The ground is below my feet. China is ground?

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