(Untitled)

[castorlion]

Why am I living in a house where drunk neighbours can unlock a connecting door and walk into my home at 1.30 in the morning?

I'm still shaking.

Comments

[twicedead]

that's not fun!

Do you live in a house where you can leave a bear trap in front of said door?

[akonken]

...That is not a good surprise.

[woodbrook]

was going to suggest spikes too. Also go to estate agent and scream until this is resolved. Or just add new locks if they won't fix that although i am sure they Must. Biggest hugs

[annwfyn]

Oh that's horrible! Go round today and actually raise that as an issue. It's not OK. Why on earth did they do that?

At least you'll be in a new and more secure house soon.

[castorlion]

The door in question is a fire escape - it's supposed to stay locked, but there's a key on either side. To be fair to them, the neighbours have only just moved in, and thought it was a cupboard - the very loud screaming from the woman who opened the door when I poked my head round the door and said hi was testament to that.

Still - it makes me feel much less secure about my house. :-(

[half_orc]

Get a hockey mask and / or a satyr costume.

[lanfykins]

Bloody hell!

Caltrops. It's the only answer.

[cleosilver]

Poisoned Caltrops

[anonymous_james]

I like your thinking - people who stand on poisoned caltrops don't sue.

[sack_boy]

Barbed, poisoned caltrops?