Would Have: Castle episode tag for Last Call (3 x 10), One Shot.
Title: Would Have
Rating: T
WC: ~2500
Spoilers: Set at the end of Last Call; very general spoilers for mid-season 3
Summary: "She asks as though she's suddenly suspicious. Like he planned this. He starts guiltily, like he did. Like he planned exactly this. He would have. If he thought there was a hope in hell of it working. If it weren't so f***ing complicated, he would have planned this. Whatever this is."
A/N: No clue where this really came from, other than the fact that I recently watched Last Call and all of a sudden my brain was like "Hey, Bar Sex!" And I was like, "No, man, we can't make that work, because they're both with other people." And brain kept repeating "Bar Sex!" louder and louder. And even though my brain agrees with me, it forced me to write this. It's Not!Bar Sex.
The whole pant leg of time thing? Blatantly stolen from Terry Pratchett, who is awesome. Homage, not stealing, yo!
Thanks to Cora Clavia for helping me talk either myself or my brain or both of us off the Bar Sex ledge.
Rating: T
WC: ~2500
Spoilers: Set at the end of Last Call; very general spoilers for mid-season 3
Summary: "She asks as though she's suddenly suspicious. Like he planned this. He starts guiltily, like he did. Like he planned exactly this. He would have. If he thought there was a hope in hell of it working. If it weren't so f***ing complicated, he would have planned this. Whatever this is."
A/N: No clue where this really came from, other than the fact that I recently watched Last Call and all of a sudden my brain was like "Hey, Bar Sex!" And I was like, "No, man, we can't make that work, because they're both with other people." And brain kept repeating "Bar Sex!" louder and louder. And even though my brain agrees with me, it forced me to write this. It's Not!Bar Sex.
The whole pant leg of time thing? Blatantly stolen from Terry Pratchett, who is awesome. Homage, not stealing, yo!
Thanks to Cora Clavia for helping me talk either myself or my brain or both of us off the Bar Sex ledge.