I need someone cool to fall in love with me stat, please

[casslolsnort]

I think mayyybe I'm just gonna have to marry a dog or something. Or just be an ice queen whore, yes? I'll cuddle with my gay men, fuck the hot straight men, and cry and talk to my best friends. Fuck this wanting a boyfriend shit. It's reaaallly overrated. Let's go back to being happy single Cassidy? Can we please? Emotions? You listening to

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[trinkah]

Just send me a hot asshole boy that I can take advantage of and kick out of my bed afterwards and not feel any remorse or attachment, thanks.

I love you. I love you, i love you, i love you.

You took the words right out of my mouth bitch.

[loveyoudown]

I found that I have had this problem where I get to sleep with hot asshole boys, but then, even though I don't like them, I wonder why they don't all come back for more.

But lately I am more callous and blunt, and they're taking notice. I like it.

[loveyoudown]