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[cashnotash]

[ voicemail; ]

Hey, it's Iceland. Or Eiríkur, if you preferred that. I'm busy right now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks. [ Slight pause. ] I don't tolerate spamming, by the way. What do I look like, a junk mailbox?

[ BEEEEEEEEP. ]

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Voice; lolol trolling

[thirteenthace]

So if one, two and three are taken, does this mean I can claim number four?

Voice;

[thirteenthace]

[When you least expect it Iceland, Phoenix will come with the money and bring this topic back up again.]

I'm pretty fine myself. Been doing the usual, nothing out of the ordinary.

Voice;

[cashnotash]

[ Oh man he's going to feel guilty. It's not his intention to rob Phoenix of his money, okay. He's going to refuse the money like a boss. ]

Oh. [ Pause. What to talk about...he's not good with small talks. ] If you want to spice things up, try fishing the sun out of the sky. Or something.

Voice;

[thirteenthace]

[But can he still claim zero as his number. :c]

Didn't somebody attempt to do that before already? Or was that just my memory failing me...

Voice;

[cashnotash]

[ ...maybe. Numbers are Iceland's preciousssss. Only not really. ]

Someone did? [ Small pause for dramatic effect. ] I'll have to go find that person and christen him or her as a honorary citizen of mine, then.

[ Obviously they'd done a great deed! ]

Voice;

[thirteenthace]

[Phoenix claims zero then. |3]

Ah ha ha, maybe you should ask the network one day; maybe that person who did is still around.

[A very great deed, yes.]

Voice;

[cashnotash]

I'd probably do that. Thanks for the idea.

Voice;

[thirteenthace]

No problem.