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[cashnotash]

[ voicemail; ]

Hey, it's Iceland. Or Eiríkur, if you preferred that. I'm busy right now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks. [ Slight pause. ] I don't tolerate spamming, by the way. What do I look like, a junk mailbox?

[ BEEEEEEEEP. ]

Comments

Voice; lolol trolling

[thirteenthace]

So if one, two and three are taken, does this mean I can claim number four?

Voice; and you shall be trolled back, you.

[cashnotash]

[ The reply came some time later because this is a voicemail, duh. ]

No, sorry. Number four until ninety-nine are actually taken, too. But I'm too lazy to mention them all one by one.

Voice; you are still adorable anyway Iceland

[thirteenthace]

I'll make a stake at number zero then; that doesn't seem to be taken.

Voice; ;w;

[cashnotash]

Let's see... [ Fake thoughtful pause. ] It's free. You have to pay 5000 DD for that. Cash only.