the dangers of teaching your intern to drink scotch at their last happy hour

[casapazzo]

"Come on up," I said to K. "C isn't home yet, but I'm making mac n' drunk because I'm tipsy."

I stopped. Something was wrong with that sentence. Laughter on the other end of the phone confirmed it.

"You're making whatI looked at the cheese and grater in my hand. The cheese, not having eyes, did not look back, but I was pretty sure that

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[albatrosswoman]

That is excellent.

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[casapazzo]

I consider it a not insignificant achievement to make mac and cheese from scratch while I was that drunk. (I have simple standards for my life.)

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[albatrosswoman]

Having never eaten mac 'n cheese I don't know how complicated that would be, but I salute your culinary prowess.

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[casapazzo]

It's not exceedingly complicated, but it's not "boil & stir," either.