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Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the woods when she bumps into the wolf.

"Open your blouse and show me your tits you slag ," says the wolf.

Little Red Riding Hood lifts up her skirt, pulls down her knickers and says,
"No, why don't you eat me, like it says in the book."

Don't worry. Everybody else forgot my birthday too.

Your Birthdate: December 6
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Transparency International Corruption Perceptions Index 2005

London / Berlin, 18 October 2005 --- More than two-thirds of the 159 nations surveyed in Transparency International’s 2005 Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI) scored less than 5 out of a clean score of 10, indicating serious levels of corruption in a majority of the countries surveyed.

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Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today
under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters.
Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.

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